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A guest from some foreign country was bragging that in HIS
country there is 79 different ways to make mad passionate love.

Ray listened patiently. “That’s amazing. Where I come from
there’s really only one.”

“Oh,” sniffed the Romeo, “just one? And which way is that?”

“Well, there’s a man and there’s a woman… ”

“Praise Allah!!! Number 80!!!”

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Q: Did you hear about the guy who got his vasectomy done at Sears?

A: Every time he gets a hard-on, the garage door goes up.

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Q: Why do loud, obnoxious whistles exist at some factories?

A: To give us some sort of appreciation for flutes.

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“… And the halftime score here at the Colleusium is Lions 7,
Christians Nothing. We’ll be right back after these messages… “

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A man goes to his bank manager and says “I’d like to start a small
business how do I go about it?”
The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and
replies “Buy a big one and wait”

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