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What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and JFK?
One got his head blown off in the back of a limo, the other was assassinated.

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Paddy was picked up on a rape charge. He was placed in a lineup
with ten other fellows and the accusing woman was escorted into
the room.
Paddy jumped forward, and screamed “That’s her! That’s her!
I’d recognize her anywhere!” .

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Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?

Dentist: $100.00.

Patient: $100.00 for just a few minutes work?

Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at
low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions
to the lad, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the
anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.”
The apprentice did just as he told. Now he’s the village blacksmith.

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What’s the difference between a mans paycheck and his dick?
He can always find a girl to blow his paycheck!

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