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Paris Hilton lost all her money gambling in Las Vegas. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone needed work done, she found a man who needed a painter.

“I’m here for the paint job,” she said.

“Alright,” said the man. “Here is the paint and your brush. I want you to paint my porch behind the house.”

Paris immediately went to work painting. Within an hour, she was done and decided to put on a second coating.

After she finished, she returned to the man for her pay. She said with satisfaction, “I not only completed the job, but I even put on two coats of
paint! By the way, that isn’t a porsche out back. It’s a new BMW.

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One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a neighbor was watching. 5 minutes later she checked it again this happened all through the day till the neighbor went outside and stopped her and asked her why she kept looking in her mail box and her reply was.

“My computer keeps telling me I have mail!”

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Q: How can you tell when a senator has been inside your bed?
A: There are hi-rise parking tickets up against your toilet!

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A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.

“That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk.

“What’s the 8 cents for?” asks the blonde. “It says one dollar right here on the packaging.”

“Tax,” replies the clerk.

“Gee,” says the blonde, “I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put.”

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Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster than
it does today ?

We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death…

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