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Jeremy and Isaac are out having a celebratory meal at Minky’s Kosher Cafe. At the end of the meal, the waiter comes over and asks, “OK, gentlemen, will it be tea or coffee for you?”
“I’ll have a glass lemon tea,” replies Jeremy.
“Me too,” says Isaac, “and make sure the glass is clean.”
Five minutes later, the waiter returns with two lemon teas on his tray. As he’s about to hand them out, he asks, “Who asked for the clean glass?”

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A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles! Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted.

“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “But Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”

“Under the wagon!”

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Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person asked
a young engineer fresh out of MIT, “And what starting salary were you
looking for?”

The engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending
on the benefits package.”

The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of
5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company
matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased
every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?”

The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?”

And the interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”

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Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.

Doctor: Tell him I can’t see him now. Next.

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Q: What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can’t refuse?

A: The Codfather!

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