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Q: How is a savings bond like a musician?
A: Eventually it may mature and make some money.

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Why does Clinton swim naked in the White House pool?
He is trolling for interns.

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Bloke is drinking at a pub and after a few rounds goes to leave,
explaining to the barman he has to go home to do a shit. “Don’t
be stupid,” says the barman, “We’ve got a perfectly good toilet
here!”

“Yes,” explains the drinker, “but I take salts.”

“So what??!! That doesn’t matter – you can still use the toilet
here!”

The drinker reluctantly agrees and heads for the toilet. After a
few moments there is loud banging and the bloke emerges,
followed by a foul smell. The barman races into the toilet where
he sees crap all over the ceiling and walls. He races back into

the bar.

“What the hell went on in there?!” he demands.

“I told you,” explained the drinker.

“No, you said that you take salts!” yelled the barman.

“That’s right,” the drinker shrugs, “somersaults.”

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Q: How many etheopians does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 3 one to change the light and two to eat the packages.

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Q: What noise wakes you up at the North Pole around March 18?

A: The crack of dawn!

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