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Several men are in the locker room of a golf club when a mobile phone on a bench starts to ring. Sidney picks it up, engages the hands free speaker-function and begins to talk.
“Hello,” says Sidney.
“Honey, it’s me,” says a woman, “are you at the club?”
“Yes,” replies Sidney.
“Well I’m at the shopping centre,” she says, “and I’ve found a beautiful leather coat. It’s $450. Can I buy it?”
“OK, ” says Sidney, “go ahead and buy it if you like it that much.”
“Thanks,” she replies. “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and had a close look at the 2003 models. I saw one that I really liked.”
“How much was it?” asks Sidney.
“$37,000,” she replied.
“For that price,” says Sidney, “I want it with all the options.”
“Great,” she says. “Just one more thing. That house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re only asking $750,000 for it now.”
Sidney says, “Well then, go ahead and buy it, but don’t offer more than $720,000.”
“OK,” she says, “I’ll see you later. I love you.”
“Bye, I love you too.” says Sidney and then hangs up.
The other men in the locker room who heard all of this conversation are looking at Sidney in astonishment.
Then Sidney shouts out aloud, “Does anyone know who this mobile phone belongs to?”

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Q: What did the polar bear say to the tourist who left the tundra buggy?
A: “Why don’t you just have a good scream and get it over with.”

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What’s a accordion good for?

Learning how to fold a map.

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Tom : I found twenty cents on the sidewalk.
Jim : That’s mine. I dropped a twenty-cent coin there this morning.
Tom : But, what I found was two ten-cent coins!
Jim : That’s it. I heard it break when it hit the ground.

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John: I got this great new hearing aid the other day.

Mary: Are you wearing it now?

John: Yup. Cost me four thousand dollars, though. But it’s top
of the line.

Mary: What kind is it?

John: Twelve-thirty.

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