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A blonde girl in tears came running to her father.

“What’s the matter?” asked the father.

“You gave me some bad financial advise,” she said.

“I did? What did I tell you?”

“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”

“What are you talking about, that’s one of the largest banks in the world,” he said. “Surely there must be some mistake.”

“I don’t think so,” said the blonde girl. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘No Funds’.”

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Q: How many assholes does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None; assholes never see the light anyway.

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Q: Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?

A: Because his class was so bright!

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A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt for the summer.
One morning the aunt and uncle walked in the kitchen and the young man was
drinking an extremely large glass of milk. The young man said “I took
the liberty of milking your cow this morning!” He then continues and says
“it took me a while to get her started up. She must be old and stubbly.”
The uncle says with a confused look ” Um son we don’t have a cow…We have
a bull!”

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Q: How is a savings bond like a musician?
A: Eventually it may mature and make some money.

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