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Q: What’s the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

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Q: What exam do young witches have to pass?
A: A spell-ing test!

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Two gentleman were talking and one said to the other, “You’re having an anniversary soon, right?”
The other replied, “Yup, a big one… 20 years.”
“Wow,” said the other, “what are you going to get your wife for your anniversary?”
The other replied, “We’re going on a trip to Australia.”
“Wow, Australia, that’s some gift!” said the other man. “That’s going to be hard to beat. What the heck are you going to do for your 25th anniversary?”
“Go back and get her.”

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer and the bartender asks him to pay up. The guy says he has no money, but for the beer, he will sing through his asshole. The bartender is a little bit skeptical, but figures if the guy can do it, it’s worth a beer. He agrees and the guy gets up on a stool, drop his pants, bends over, and then shits all over the bar. The bartender is pissed and screams, “What the hell did you do that for?”

The guy replies, “Sorry, I was just clearing my throat.”

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One day, a little girl is sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly notices that her mother has several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looks at her mother and inquisitively asks, “Why are some of your hairs white, mom?”

Her mother replied, “Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.”

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while, and then said, “Momma, how come ALL of grandma’s hairs are white?”

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