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Lesbians can also take Viagra.
They don’t have to swalow it, they just let it melt in their tongues.

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The teacher says to her class, “OK, children, I want you all to write an essay on what you would do if you won $1million on the lottery.”
At the end of the lesson, Isaac hands in a blank piece of paper.
“Isaac,” says the teacher, “why haven’t you written anything?”
“Because if I had a million pounds, Miss, that’s exactly what I would do – nothing.”

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Q: What’s the fastest way to get a nun pregnant?
A: Dress her up as an altar boy.

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Jeremy and Isaac are out having a celebratory meal at Minky’s Kosher Cafe. At the end of the meal, the waiter comes over and asks, “OK, gentlemen, will it be tea or coffee for you?”
“I’ll have a glass lemon tea,” replies Jeremy.
“Me too,” says Isaac, “and make sure the glass is clean.”
Five minutes later, the waiter returns with two lemon teas on his tray. As he’s about to hand them out, he asks, “Who asked for the clean glass?”

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A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn.

The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, “Hey Willis, forget your troubles! Come in and visit with us. I’ll help you get the wagon up later.”

“That’s mighty nice of you,” Willis answered, “but I don’t think Pa would like me to.”

“Aw come on boy,” the farmer insisted.

“Well okay,” the boy finally agreed, and added, “But Pa won’t like it.”

After a hearty dinner, Willis thanked his host. “I feel a lot better now, but I know Pa is going to be real upset.”

“Don’t be foolish!” the neighbor said with a smile. “By the way, where is he?”

“Under the wagon!”

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