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At a holiday banquet, a handsome young gentleman sits next to a very attractive but quite provocatively dressed young woman. In a moment of self-consciousness, she asks if he thinks that her dress is cut too deeply. Being a gentleman, he ponders how to confirm that without insulting the busty lady. He leans over and says, “Do you have hair on your chest?”

“No,” she answers in surprise.

He thinks again and says, “Well, in that case it IS too deeply cut.”

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Q: Why did the blonde fail her driver’s license exam?

A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!

Q: Why did she finally pass her test?

A: She took the examiner with her.

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The aged patient doddered into the doctor’s office with a serious complaint.
“Doc, you’ve got to do something to lower my sex drive.”
“Come on now Mr Peters,” the doctor said, “your sex drives all in your head.”
“Thats what I mean, you’ve got to lower it a little.”

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Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
A: Tits Go In Front.

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Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs?
A: More leg room.

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