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A gorilla was walking thru’ a jungle when he came across a deer eating grasses in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who’s the king of the jungle?’, and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’

The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water hole. Again, he roared,’Who’s the king of the jungle?’, of course, the zebra replied, ‘You are, master.’

The gorilla walked of pleased. Then he came across an elephant. ‘Who’s the king of the jungle?’, he roared again, at the elephant. With that, the elephant threw the gorilla across a tree and jumped on him.

The gorilla scraped himself up off the ground and said, ‘Ok, ok, there’s no need to get mad just because you don’t know the answer!’

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What makes a man think he’s so great ?
1) He has a belly button that won’t work.
2) He has tits that won’t give milk.
3) He has a cock that won’t crow.
4) He has balls that won’t roll.
5) He has an ass that won’t carry a thing.

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Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?
A. Slow natives.

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Q: What does Santa say when he gets sick?

A: OH OH NO!

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A teen-aged boy with spiked hair, nose ring and baggy clothes was overheard telling a friend, “I don’t really like to dress like this, but it keeps my parents from dragging me everywhere with them.”

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