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Buckwheat and Darla are in school. The teacher asks Darla, “How do you spell “dumb”?

Darla says, “D-u-m-b, dumb.”

The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”

Darla says, “Buckwheat is dumb.”

The teacher says, “Now, spell “stupid”.

Darla says, “S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid.”

The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”

Darla says “Buckwheat is stupid.”

Then the teacher calls on Buckwheat and says, “Buckwheat, spell dictate.”

Buckwheat stands and says,”D-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate.”

The teacher says, “Very good, now use it in a sentence.”

Buckwheat says, “I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good.

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A woman enters a kosher butcher shop and tells the kid behind the counter, “I would like a Long Island Duck!” The kid runs in the back and brings out a duck. She immediately sticks her index finger up the duck’s tuchas, and twirls it. She then looks at the kid and yells, “This is a New Jersey duck. I said a Long Island duck, Dummy!” The kid runs in the back and comes out with a second duck. After sticking her finger is the second duck she yells, “This is a Rhode Island duck. I said a Long Island duck. How dumb can you be?” The kid runs in the back again and comes out with a third duck and says, “I hope this is what yu want lady. It’s the last duck we have. After sitcking her finger up the behind of the third duck she says, “Ah! This is a Long Island duck. I’ll take it! Wrap it up!”
As the kid is wrapping the duck, she says “Your’e not too bright, are you! Your’e new around here. Where are you from, any way?” The kid bends down with his tuchas toward her and says, “Here lady! You tell me!”

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A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter,
‘waiter, there’s a fly in my soup!’
The waiter replies, ‘That, sir, is entirely
possible, you see our cook used to be a tailor.’

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What is the difference between a blonde and Dennis Rodman?

There is no difference.

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The Hotel Odeon in Paris is offering tourists a ‘Diana Tour’ – a
personal reenactment of Princess Diana’s last night alive. For
$50 extra you can enjoy the “Land Mind Obstacle Course”.

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