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Related:  Bear (+406)      

Q: What is a bear’s favourite drink?
A: Koka- Koala!

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Related:  Military (+606), Q & A (+15908)      

Q: Why did congress enact the Marine Corps?

A: So, the sailors would have someone to dance with!

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Related:  Bar (+1637)      

A young man walks into a singles bar with a roll of quarters taped inside the crotch of his jeans.

He looks around, then sits next to the most attractive woman there. He was very pleased with himself after he noticed her constantly glancing down at his crotch.

“Hi, there, I’m Jerry,” he said, as he went into one of his well rehearsed routines, “and I help produce a T.V. quiz show. Is there any question I can answer for you?”

“As a matter of fact there is,” she said as she glanced down once more toward his embellished jeans. “Do you have change for a dollar?”

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Related:  Jewish (+6993)      

Hannah is taking her young daughter Judith shopping. While Hannah is getting them a taxi, Judith notices a group of scantily dressed, overly made-up women on the street corner. As they get in the taxi, Judith asks, “Mummy, what are all those women doing over there?”
Hannah replies, “They’re waiting for their husbands to return from work, darling.”
When the taxi driver hears this, he turns to Hannah and says, “Now come on, lady, don’t lie to your daughter, why don’t you tell her the truth? Educate her, for god’s sake.”
Without asking permission, he then turns to Judith and says, “They’re hookers, that’s who they are.”
Judith then says, “Mummy, do these ladies have any children?”
Hannah replies, “Of course they do, darling, where do you think taxi drivers come from?”

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Related:  Blonde (+4657), Q & A (+15908)      

Q: Why do blondes like to wear hoop earrings?
A: To hold their ankles in.

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