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Q: What music is recommended for the wedding ceremony?
A: Anything except “Tied to the Whipping Post”.

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Bassoon: a bedpost with a bad case of gas.

Beat: what music students do to each other with their instruments.

Concert: a place where people go to cough and sneeze.

Conductor: Someone who is able to follow many people at once.

Counterpoint: a favorite device of many Baroque composers, all of whom are dead, though no direct connection between these two facts has been established.

Cut time: when everyone else is playing twice as fast as you are.

Drummer: someone who hangs around with musicians.

Fermata: a brand of girdle made especially for opera singers.

Half step: two piccolos playing in unison.

Male quartet: three men and a tenor.

Oboe: an ill wind that nobody blows good.

Octave: an interval having eight diatonic steps or twelve chromatic steps (fifteen when sung by a tenor).

Phrase: What teaching music does to your nerves.

Pitch: a tossing motion frequently used by band students to hand in music.

Trombone: A slide whistle with delusions of grandeur!

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This old man in his eighty’s got up and was putting on his coat.

His wife said, “Where are you going?”

He said, “I’m going to the doctor.”

And she said, “Why, are you sick?”

“No,” he said. “I’m going to get me some of those new Viagra pills.”

So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, “Where are you going?”

She replied, “I’m going to the doctor too.”

He asked why.

She says, “If you’re going to start using that rusty old thing again, I’m going to get a tetanus shot!”

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This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.

That’s the price you pay for letting the relatives stay over.

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Q: Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
A: Because a woman who can’t even afford a washing machine will never be able to support you.

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