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Related:  Cat (+695)      

My cat just came in from the garage and I was
wondering – how many calories are there in a mouse?

I have a neutered male cat. How old should he be
before I can breed him?

How can I keep my cat from stealing my husband’s
toothbrush?

My cat passed a stool on the indoor rug and it’s
stuck in the vacum cleaner. Any suggestions?

How do I stop my cat from giving food to the dog?

Do you know how to toilet train a cat?

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Related:  Cat (+695)      

A tomcat was heard running up and down the
alley for hours. A neighbor called his owner and
asked what was happening. The owner said, “Well,
I had him fixed today, and he’s going around
canceling all his engagements.”

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Related:  Q & A (+15911), Sex (+4815)      

Q: How do faggots get a condom off?

A: They fart.

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Related:  Politics (+3830)      

What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky?
Can I be “blunt” with you?

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