Q: How is cat food sold?
A: Usually purr can!

Q: What do you do with a blue Burmese?
A: Try and cheer it up a bit!

Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?
A: She’s got that down in the mouth look!

Q: What do cat actors say on stage?
A: Tabby or not tabby!

Q: What is a French cat’s favourite pudding?
A: Chocolate mousse!