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Abraham, an old Jewish immigrant, is a cloth merchant. He lives in London next door to Craig, the biggest Anti-Semite in town. One day Craig calls up Abraham and says, “Hey Jew. I want to buy a piece of orange cloth. The length must be from the tip of your nose to the tip of your penis, and I want it delivered tomorrow.”
Abe says “OK.”
The next morning Craig is awoken at 7am by the sound of lorries. He runs outside to see dozens of lorries dumping load after load of orange cloth in his front garden. Soon the front of his house is a sea of orange cloth 5 feet deep. Abe then presents Craig with a bill for

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Jeremy warned his son against marrying a ‘shiksa.’
The son replied, “But she’s converting to Judaism.”
“It doesn’t matter,” Jeremy said, “a shiksa will cause problems.”
After the wedding, Jeremy called the son, who was in business with him, and asked him why he was not at work.
“It’s Shabbos,” the son replied.
Jeremy was surprised and said, “But we always work on Saturday. It’s our busiest day.”
“I won’t work anymore on Saturday,” the son insisted, “because my wife wants us to go to shul on Shabbos.”
“See,” Jeremy said, “I told you marrying a shiksa would cause problems.”

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Q: What does a Jewish husband call a waterbed?
A: The Dead Sea.

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Moishe came home from work one day to find his wife, Yvonne, sitting on the front door step with her bags packed. Moishe asked her where she was going, and Yvonne replied, “I’m going to Las Vegas.”
Moishe questioned her as to why she was going, and Yvonne told him “I just found out that I can make

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A Swiss tourist in Tel Aviv is looking for directions and pulls up at a bus stop where two Israelis are waiting.
“Entschuldigung Sie Bitte, koennen Sie Deutsch sprechen?” he says.
The two Israelis just stare at him.
“Excusey-moi, parlez vous Francais?”
The two continue to stare.
“Parlare Italiano?”
No response.
“Hablan ustedes Espanol?”
Still nothing.
The Swiss tourist drives off, extremely disgusted and frustrated. The first Israeli turns to his friend and says, “You know, maybe we should learn a foreign language… ”
“Why?” says his friend, “that bloke knew four languages and that didn’t do him any good!”

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