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Bud, from Texas, is on holiday in Israel and meets farmer Shlomo there. Bud asks Shlomo what he does.
“I raise a few chickens,” says Shlomo. “I’m also a farmer.”
“So am I. How much land do you have?” asks Bud.
“Fifty meters in front, and almost a hundred at the back.”
Now it was the turn of Shlomo to ask a question.
“You’re from Texas, so what about your farm?” asks Shlomo.
Bud tells him, “On my farm, I can drive from morning until sundown and not reach the end of my property.”
“That’s too bad,” says Shlomo. “I once had a car like that.”

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Freda had just finished her fish dinner. She was, however, not at all happy with it, so she called over the waiter.
“I’ve tasted fresher fish,” said Freda.
“Not in here,” replied the waiter.

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Mr & Mrs Goldberg had just got married. On their way to their honeymoon, Mr Goldberg said to his new wife “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
She replied, “Darling, I would have married you no matter who had left you a fortune.”

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Q: What do you call a Torah with a seat belt?
A: A Safer Torah!

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Sadie and Maurice Goldberg were celebrating their 25th wedding anniversary with a group of friends at Blooms in Golders Green. But Maurice looked unhappy so his best friend Michael, a solicitor, went over to him.
“What’s the matter, Maurice”, he asked. “Why do you look so sad.”
“Do you remember on my 5th anniversary I asked you what would happen if I murdered Sadie?”
“Yes”, answered Michael, “I said you would get 20 years in jail.”
“Well”, said Maurice, “I would have been a free man tonight!”

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