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A guy walks over to a gorgeous chick sitting at a barstool and says, “I want to play with your ta-tas all night.”

Shocked, the woman says, “Oh my god, do you see that huge guy over there? He’s my boyfriend and he’ll kick your ass!”

The man replies, “I still want to play with your ta-tas all night, and fill your scamper with beer and drink it.”

Disgusted, the woman walks over to her boyfriend and tells him what’s going on. “That man over there says he wants to play with my ta-tas all night.”

The boyfriend stands up pissed off and rolls up his sleeves.

She then says, “He also said he wants to fill my scamper up with beer and drink out of it.”

The boyfriend rolls down his sleeves, sits down and continues drinking.

“What are you doing, aren’t you going to kick his ass?”

The boyfriend smugly replies, “I ain’t gonna mess with a guy that can drink that much beer.”

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Q: What’s a balanced diet for a polar bear?
A: A seal in each paw!

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Q: What’s the best thing to ever come out of Alabama?

A: I-20 and I-10

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A man is driving down the road and notices a car in the ditch. He doesn’t
usually help many people so he drives on by. Then he notices that a pretty
woman is the driver so he goes back to help. As he is hooking his truck to
her car he says, “You know, you are the first pregnant woman I’ve ever
helped out of a ditch”.
“But I’m not pregnant,” she says.
“Well you’re not out of the ditch yet,” he says.

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A man walks into a shoe store…
… and tries on a pair of shoes.
“How do they feel?” asks the sales clerk.
“Well… they feel a bit tight.” replies the man.
The assistant promptly bends down and has a look at the shoes and the
mans feet.
“Try pulling the tongue out.” offers the clerk.
Nath theyth sthill feelth a bith tighth.” He says.

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