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An English professor wrote the words, “woman without her man is a savage”
on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: “Woman, without her man, is a savage.”

The women wrote: “Woman: Without her, man is a savage.”

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AN INTERESTING QUESTION:
This question was raised on a Philly radio call-in show. Without casting stones, it is a legitimate question. There are two men, both extremely wealthy. One develops relatively cheap software and gives billions of dollars to charity. The other sponsors terrorism. That being the case, why is it that the Clinton Administration spent more money chasing down Bill Gates over the past eight years than Osama bin Laden?

THINK ABOUT IT!
It is a strange turn of events. Hillary gets $8 Million for her forthcoming memoir. Bill gets about $12 Million for his memoir yet to be written. This from two people who have spent the past eight years being unable to recall anything about past events while under oath!

INCREDIBLE AND GOLD STAR MOTHERS
Gold Star Mothers is an organization made up of women whose sons were killed in military combat during service in the United States armed forces. Recently a delegation of New York State Gold Star Mothers made a trip to Washington, DC to discuss various concerns with their elected representatives. According to NewsMax.com there was only one politician in DC who refused to meet with these ladies. Can you guess which politician that might be? Was it New York Senator Charles Schumer? Nope, he met with them. Try again. Do you know anyone serving in the Senate who has ever had anything but contempt for our military? Do you happen to know the name of any politician in Washington whose husband once wrote of his loathing of the military? Now you’re getting warm! You got it! None other than Hillary Clinton. She refused repeated requests to meet with the Gold Star Mothers. Now — please don’t tell me you’re surprised. This woman wants to be President of the United States — and there is a huge percentage of uninformed voters who are eager to help her achieve that.

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One day there were four nuns in line for confessional.
The first nun said, “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
He asked how.
She said “I saw a man’s private part.” He told her to wash her eyes with holy water.
The second nun comes in and says, “Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
He asked how.
“I touched a man’s private parts.” He told her to wash her hands in holy water.
Then he heard the third and fourth nun fighting. He asked why they were fighting.
The fourth nun said, “I’m not going to wash my mouth in the holy water if she is going to sit in it.”

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Two accountants were discussing a colleague’s interest in one
of the firm’s new secretaries. “I just don’t get it.” said one.
“She’s an airhead – nothing going on upstairs.

“That may be true,” replied the other, “but I don’t think that’s
the floor he’s getting off on.”

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Socrates once said ‘To be is to do.’
Descartes once said ‘To do is to be.’
Louis Armstrong once said ‘Do be do be do be.’

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