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I know Daddy’s password! While my brother-in-law was tapping away on his home computer, his ten-year-old daughter sneaked up behind him. Then she turned and ran into the kitchen, squealing to the rest of the family, ‘I know Daddy’s password! I know Daddy’s password!’
‘What is it? her sisters asked eagerly.
Proudly she replied, ‘Asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk, asterisk!’

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“So you’re writing a down-to-earth story?”

“Yes, about a parachute jumper.”

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Q: What were the three toughest years in Al Gore’s life?

A: Grade six.

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Gross is having to tuck your hemorrhoid into your sock so you won’t step on
it when you walk.

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A widow wrote this epitaph in a Vermont cemetery:

Sacred to the memory of my husband John Barnes who
died January 3, 1803. His comely young widow, aged
23, has many qualifications of a good wife, and
yearns to be comforted.

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