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Q: What kind of vehicle is big, has shaggy upholstery and a trunk that won’t open?

A: A Mammoth- mobile.

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Q: Why didn’t Indians scalp brunettes?
A: The hair from a buffalo’s butt was more manageable.

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Bob Dole, Dan Quayle, and Bill Clinton all get sucked up by a tornado (or is that tornadoe – sorry for the Dan Quayle humor) and deposited safely in the Land of Oz.

Due to being disoriented, they look around and wander aimlessly for a few minutes before they figure out where they are (the yellow-brick road and all).

Bob Dole says, “Seeing as how we’re in Oz, I’m going to the Wizard and ask for a heart.”

Dan Quayle replies, ” I’ll go with you and I’ll ask the Wizard for a brain.”

Bill Clinton looks around a little more and says, “I wonder where Dorothy is?”

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After the Lewinsky story broke, Hillary asked Bill to comfort her with those three little words. Bill said, “EATIN’ ain’t CHEATIN’!”

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A married couple was having dinner and the conversation got around to transplants and artificial body parts.

“They’ll make an artificial dick next,” the wife said.

“Bullshit!” replied the husband. “There are some things you can’t make. Besides, what would you make it from?”

“Iron,” she told him.

“Don’t be stupid, woman. It’d rust.”

“Ok, brass then,” she insisted.

“That’s bloody ridiculous,” scoffed the husband. “Men would never be able to keep it clean.”

“Rubbish!” she told him. “I’ve watched you polish yours while watching porno videos for years!”

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