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PHYSICAL EXAMINATION

A young man goes to a doctor for a physical examination. When he gets into the room, the man strips for his exam. He has a dick the size of a little kid’s little finger. A nurse standing in the room sees his little dick and begins to laugh hysterically.

The young man gives her a stern look and say, “You shouldn’t laugh, it’s been swollen like that for two weeks now!”

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Related:  Law (+1199)      

The old adage that “It takes a thief to catch a thief” may indeed be true.
But these days there’s a 3rd thief involved pleading the case — the lawyer.

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Related:  Blonde (+4658), Q & A (+15906)      

Q: How do you know if someone is a true blonde or a fake?

A: Ask them what color they use, if they give you crayons, there blond.

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Related:  Unsorted Jokes (+32387)      

A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate would
have been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcerting
mannerism. He kept winking.
“Look here, I’d like to give you the job, you’ve got good references
and experience. The trouble is this trick you’ve got of winking all the
time, it might put our customers off.”
“No worries.” the candidate replied. “All I’ve got to do to get rid of
it is to take a couple of aspirins.”
So saying he began emptying his pockets. The employer was startled to
see dozens of condoms, multi coloured ones, ribbed ones, heavy duty
varieties and every known brand of standard condom.
“Here we are.” said the rep. He swallowed two aspirins and his winking
stopped at once.
“Thats all very well but we couldn’t hire a man who was going to be
womanising all over his territory.”
“Oh I wouldn’t dream of it, I’m happily married.”
“Then how do you account for all of these things?”
“Simple, Did you ever go into a chemist winking all the time and ask for
a packet of aspirins?”

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Related:  Bar (+1637)      

A guy walks into a bar with a cork shoved up his arse. The Bartender asks him how it happened so the guys sighs and says:

“Well, I was walking along the beach when I came across this magic lantern. I picked it up and started to brush off the dirt when all of a sudden this genie pops out.
The genie told me I could have three wishes and I said.. No shit!”

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