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Two cannibals were sitting by a fire. The first says, “Gee, I hate my mother-in-law.” The 2nd replies, “So, try the potatoes.

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Related:  Christmas (+1017), Q & A (+15908)      

Q: What do the reindeer sing to Father Christmas on his birthday?

A: Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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Related:  Blonde (+4662), Q & A (+15908)      

Q: Why are there so many blonde jokes?
A: Because redheads and brunettes have to have something to do on the weekends

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Related:  Alabama (+375)      

Two Alabamians are walking down different ends of a street toward each other and one is carrying a sack. When they meet, one says, “Hey Tommy Ray, what’cha got in th’ bag?”

“Jus’ some chickens.

“If I guess how many there are, can I have one?”

“I’ll give you both of them.”

“OK. Ummmmm……, five?”

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Related:  Light Bulb (+1130)      

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: One, but she uses a hammer!

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