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One Easter morning, a Sunday School teacher asked her class if they knew the origins of this, special day. One young man responded immediately, “It’s opening day for the Yankees and Giants.”

Not wishing to stifle creative thinking, the teacher responded, “What a wonderful answer! But I had something else in mind.”

A young girl then stood and remarked, “That’s the day we get nice new clothes and go find the eggs from the Easter Bunny.

“That’s right,” said the teacher. “But there’s something else just a little more important.

A young man then jumped up and yelled, “I know, I know!! After Jesus died on the cross, some of his friends buried him in a tomb they called a sepulcher.”

The teacher thought, “I don’t believe it, someone actually knows.”

The little boy continued, “And three days later Jesus arose and opened the door of the tomb and stepped out.”

“Yes, yes!” said the teacher. “Go on, go on!”

And the youngster said, “And if he sees his shadow, we have six more weeks of bad weather.”

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Q: What’s the difference between a pitbull and a blonde with PMS?

A: Lipstick.

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Q: What do men consider foreplay?
A: Half an hour of begging.

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A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened.

The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched me square in the eye.”

“Where did you get the other shiner?” the boss asked.

“Well,” the man said, “I figured she didn’t want it out, so I pushed it back in.”

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1. Anything that’s moving.

2. Green Carrots.

3. Moldy Croutons.

4. Body parts.

5. Blood in the French Dressing.

6. A cucumber slice with a bite out of it.

7. I’ve seen the movie…they could be there so watch out for Killer Tomatoes!!!

8. Lettuce that closely resembles Astroturf.

9. How should I put this…let’s just that the sneeze guard didn’t do its job and there’s something phlegm related in the radishes.

10. The body of Harold, the dim-witted drive thru clerk who kept messing up orders, under the ice on the bar.

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