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Q: Where does Ludi go to repair things he breaks in his laboratory?
A: In the workthrop.

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A mathematician named Hall
Has a hexahedronical ball,
And the cube of its weight
Times his pecker’s, plus eight
Is his phone number — give him a call..

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Q: How many central bank economists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Just one – he holds the lightbulb and the whole earth revolves around him.

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An infamous stud with a long list of conquests walked into his
neighborhood bar and ordered a drink. The bartender thought he
looked worried and asked him if anything was wrong. “I’m scared
out of my mind,” the stud replied. “Some pissed-off husband
wrote to me and said he’d kill me if I didn’t stop fucking his
wife.” “So stop,” the barkeep said. “I can’t,” the womanizer
replied, taking a long swill. “The prick didn’t sign his name!”

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Two English sheep in a field.
One says to the other “I’m not feeling very well”

The other turns around and replies

“Shut-the-f*ck-up, or you’ll get us all killed”

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