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An old man walks into a church, and goes for a confession.
The priest pulls back the window, and the old man says:”Forgive me father, for I have sinned”

The priest says: “Tell me, my son… ”
The old man explains: “I am 80 years old, and I have recently started a relationship with a woman of 25. She is absolutely gorgeous, and we have been having unbelievable sex 3 or 4 times a day, every day… I can almost not catch my breath… it’s a mind-blowing experience”

The priest then asks: “How long has this relationship been going on?”
The old man replies: “About 2 months… ”

The priest then asks: “When was the first time that you confessed this relationship?”
The old man replies:”Today”

The priest asks:”Why is this the first time?”
The old man explains:”Actually this is my first ever confession”…

The priests (naturally) asks: “Why?”
The old man explains: “Well, actually, I’m Jewish… ”

The priest is exasperated… “In that case, why are you telling me…?!”
The old man explains…
“I’m telling EVERYBODY…!”

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What is hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet on the inside, begins
with the letter ‘c’ ends with the letter ‘t’ and has the letters ‘u’ & ‘n’ in
the middle?

A coconut.

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Q. How many HR directors does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, but they all want to be involved.

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Related:  Professional (+1060), Q & A (+15905)      

Q: Why is the fall in the StockMarket not so bad?
A: It won’t be so hard to keep up with the Dow Joneses.

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A mathematician, a theoretical economist and an econometrician are asked to find a black cat (who doesn’t really exist) in a closed room with the lights off:
The mathematician gets crazy trying to find a black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room and ends up in a psychiatric hospital.

The theoretical economist is unable to catch the black cat that doesn’t exist inside the darkened room, but exits the room proudly proclaiming that he can construct a model to describe all his movements with extreme accuracy.

The econometrician walks securely into the darkened room, spend one hour looking for the black cat that doesn’t exits and shouts from inside the room that he has it catched by the neck.”

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