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Department of the Treasury
Internal Revenue Service
Washington, D.C.
To: All Male Taxpayers
RE: Notice of increase of tax payment
Form 1040 – P
The only thing that the IRS has not taxed yet is your penis. This is
due to the fact that 40% of the time it is hanging
around unemployed, 30% of the time it is pissed off, 20% of the time
it is hard up, and 10% of the time it is in the hole.
On top of this, it has two dependents and both are nuts.
Accordingly, as of April 1, 1998, your penis will be taxed according
to size. To determine your category, please consult
the chart below and confirm this informatin on page 2, section 7, line
3, on the Standard Form 1040.
10-16 inches Luxury Tax $50.00
8-10 inches Pole Tax $30.00
5-8 inches Privilege Tax $15.00
4-5 inches Nuisance Tax $5.00
Please note: Anyone under 4 inches is eligible for a refund. Please
do not ask for an extension!
Additionally, males exceeding 12 inches must file under Capital Gains.
Sincerely,
Peter Checker
Internal Revenue Service

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Three new bonds are being issued:
Lewinsky bond: Has no maturity
Gore bond: Has no interest
Clinton bond: Has no principle

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Q: Why did the soldier salute the tiger?

A: Because the tiger had more stripes.

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A young punk gets on the cross-town bus. He’s got spiked, multicoloured
hair that’s green, purple and orange. His clothes are a tattered mix of
leather rags. His legs are bare and he’s wearing worn-out shoes.
His entire face and body are riddled with pierced jewellery and his earring
are big, bright feathers. He sits down in the only vacant seat, directly
across from an old man who glares at him for the next ten miles.
Finally, the punk gets self-conscious and barks at the old man: “What are
you looking at you old fart…didn’t you ever do anything wild when you were
young?”
Without missing a beat, the old man replies: “Yeah, back when I was young
and in the Navy I got really drunk one night in Singapore and had sex with
a parrot…. I thought maybe you were my son.”

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Why don’t Italians have freckles?
They all slide off.

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