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They called off the investigation of President Clinton due to a lack of evidence. Turns out he didn’t tell her to lie, he told her to kneel.

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Q: How can you tell that an attorney is about to lie?
A: His lips begin to move.

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I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,
“This is the last time we’re going to spend a quarter to
tell you that you have fifteen cents!”

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Q: What is the difference between a french horn section and a ’57 Chevy?

A: You can tune a ’57 Chevy.

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Q: What do you called two naked lesbians in a canoe?
A: Fur-Traders.

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