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What do you call a bear with no socks on?

Bear foot, of course!

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Three senior citizens – Sarah, Becky and Estelle, are sitting on a park bench in Golders Green having a quiet chat when a flasher approaches. He walks up to the bench, stands right in front of them and all of a sudden, with a loud shout, “AHA”, he opens his raincoat.
Sarah immediately has a stroke. Becky also has a stroke. But Estelle, who is much older and feebler than the other two, couldn’t reach that far.

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A son comes to his dad and says:
- Dad, i gotta tell you something
- Ok, Quick and clear!
- 100 bucks

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Q: How many economists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A1: Just one, but it really gets screwed.
A2: One to prepare the proposal, an econometrician to run the model, one each MS and PhD students to write the theses and
dissertations, two more to prepare the journal article (senior authorship not assigned), four to review it, and at least as many to
refine the model and replicate the results.

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As you may know, in a slalom race the skier must pass through about 20 “gates” in the fastest time. Well, it happened that Israel had the fastest slalom skier in the world and had great expectations for an Olympic gold medal.
Came the day of the final, the crowd waited in anticipation. The French champion sped down the course in 38 seconds. The Swiss in 38.7 seconds, the German in 37.8 seconds and the Italian in 38.1 seconds. Next came the Israeli’s turn… the crowd waited, and waited… SIX MINUTES!
“What happened to you?” screamed his trainer when the Israeli finally arrived. Replied the exhausted Israeli: “Which of those idiots put a mezuzah on each gate?”

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