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“Listen up!” Noah said with a demanding voice. “There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tips of your penises. All of you males, take off your peckers and hand it to my sons. I will sit over there and write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get you peckers back.”

After about a week Mr. Rabbit stormed into his wife’s cage and was very excited.

“Quick!” he said. “Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!”

Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders and looked out the window. “Sorry, no land yet.”

“Shit!” and out went Mr. Rabbit.

This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him. “What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water has drained will we be able to see land. Why are you acting so excited every day?”

“Look!” said Mr. Rabbit with a sinister look on his face as he held out a piece of paper, “I GOT THE DONKEY’S RECEIPT!”

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Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde?

A: There is a stamp on it.

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Shlomo was a miser and his friend Isaac knew this. One evening, Shlomo and Isaac went out for a meal with their girlfriends. At the end of the meal, Isaac overheard Shlomo say to his girl, “Marry me darling and I’ll buy you the sun, the moon and the stars.”
Shlomo immediately called over the waiter and said, “Separate bills please.”

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This just in:
A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting marijuana in the food that seagulls consume. When asked why he did this he stated –
“I want to leave no tern unstoned”

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Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?
A: Elephino.

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