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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?

A: With a “tuba glue.”

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There was a young man in the Air Force who was so well-endowed that it was bothering his knee. Three Air Force doctors and one Air Force nurse were in the operating room to remedy the situation.
The first doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk off the end.” They discussed it and decided that would affect his sensitivity.
The second doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk out of the middle of it.” They discussed this, and decided it would change the texture and feel of it.
The third doctor said, “We’ll just take a big hunk off the base of it.” They discussed this, too, and agreed that it might give him erection problems.
The doctors heard a sniffling, and looked over at the nurse who had tears running down her cheeks.
The nurse cried, “Can’t we just make his legs longer?”

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A pretty young lady named Nancy just broke off her engagement to a young doctor. “Do you mean to tell me,” exclaimed her friend, “that he actually asked you to return all the presents?” Nancy replied, “Not only that, but he also sent me a bill for house calls!”

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Q: How can you tell if a redneck is married?
A: There is tobacco spit stains on both sides of his pickup truck.

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Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.

“I was the James Bond type of player,” he told his friends. “I had all sorts of tricks to confuse the opposition.”

“Batted .007,” his wife added.

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