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Johnny and Susie, each five years old, decided to get married. So Johnny went to Susie’s dad to ask for her hand in marriage.
“Where will you live?” asked Susie’s dad, thinking this is cute.
“Well,” said Johnny, “I figured I could just move into Susie’s room. It’s plenty big for both of us.”
“And how will you live?”
“I get $5 a week allowance and Susie gets $5 a week allowance. That should be enough.”
Getting exasperated since Johnny seems to know all the answers, Susie’s dad asked, “And what if little ones come along?”
“Well,” said Johnny, “we’ve been lucky so far.”

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Here’s one for you…what do men and linoleum have in common?
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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Q: How many French horn players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Just one, but he’ll spend two hours checking the bulb for alignment and leaks.

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Q: What music do ghosts like?

A: Haunting melodies.

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…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had with his young daughter, just a bit over 2 years old. They were discussing geography and…

“Where does mommy live?”

“Minneapolis.”

“Where does grandma live?”

“Baltimore.”

“Where does grandpa live?”

“Baltimore.”

“And where does daddy live?”

“At work!”

Needless to say, he took the morning off that next day…

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