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Q: What do you call cheese that is not yours?

A: Nacho Cheese

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The Reverend Billy Graham tells of a time early in his ministry when he arrived in a small town to preach a sermon. Wanting to mail a letter, he asked a young boy where the post office was. When the boy had told him, Dr. Graham thanked him and said, “If you’ll come to the Church this evening, you can hear me telling everyone how to get to Heaven.”

“I don’t think I’ll be there,” the boy said. “You don’t even know your way to the post office.”

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3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.

The first said, “The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it’s got such big jowls. One bite and your gone.”

The second shook his head and said “Nah, hippo may be mean, but ain’t nothing meaner than an alligator. He got a big mouth and all them teeth, snap ?, one bite, ha, one swallow, you gone.”

The third gentleman sat for a Moment, and finally he spoke and said, ” No sir, the meanest aninmal in the world is a hippagator.”

The other two in disbelief inquired as to what in the world is a hippagator, believing there was no such animal.

The gentleman slowly began to explain, ” A hippagator got a hippo head on one end, and an ‘gator head on the other”

“WAIT ! interrupted the others, “If he has a head on both ends, How does he shit ?”

The reply was simply,” He don’t, that’s what makes him so mean”.

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Make the world your playground.
Whenever you miss the sandbox, cover it up. Dragging a sock over it helps.
If you can’t get your way, lay across the keyboard till you do.
When you are hungry, meow loudly so they feed you just to shut you up.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
When in trouble, just purr and look cute.
Life is hard, and then you nap.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them, and play with them when they’re busy.
Climb your way to the top, that’s why the curtains are there.
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, “I care”.

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Former Playmate Anna Nicole Smith, a blonde, appeared recently on the Howard Stern show. Stern engaged her in world politics and tensions in the Mideast. Smith obviously didn’t know anything about it. Stern told her a few things about the region and then told her about the suicide bombers. Smith incredulously replied, “Doesn’t that hurt?”

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