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People can be divided into three groups: Those who make things happen, those who watch things happen, and those who wonder what happened.

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

“To those critics who are so pessimistic about our economy, I say, Don’t be economic girlie men!”

- at the Republican convention

“As you know, I don’t need to take any money from anybody. I have plenty of money myself. I will make the decisions for the people.”

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.



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