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Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Hutch
Hutch who?
God bless you!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Ben
Ben who?
Ben waiting, what took you so long?

Knock-nock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold out here!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady
Little old lady who?
I didn’t know you could yodel!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Atch
Atch who?
Bless you!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes the stupidest knock-knock joke ever!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Doris
Doris who?
Doris closed, that’s why I’m knocking.

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Acid
Acid who?
Acid sit down and be quiet!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Ada
Ada who?
Ada burger for lunch.

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Adair
Adair who?
Adair once but I’m bald now!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Adolf
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Alaska
Alaska who?
Alaska my friend the question then!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Aida
Aida who?
Aida lot of sweets and now I’ve got tummy ache!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Aladdin
Aladdin who?
Aladdin the street wants a word with you.

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Alba
Alba who?
Alba in the kitchen if you need me.

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Alec
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock?!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Alexia
Alexia who?
Alexia again to open this door!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Alfalfa
Alfalfa who?
Alfalfa you, if you give me a kiss!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Alfie
Alfie who?
Alfie terrible if you leave!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Alfred
Alfred who?
Alfred the needle if you sew!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Allied
Allied who?
Allied, so sue me!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Alma
Alma who?
Alma-ny knock-knock jokes can you take?!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Amana
Amana who?
Amana bad mood!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Ammonia
Ammonia who?
Ammonia little kid!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Amory
Amory who?
Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Amy
Amy who?
Amy fraid I’ve forgotten!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Annetta
Annetta who?
Annetta wisecrack and you’re out of here!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Augusta
Augusta who?
Augusta go home now!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Boo!
Boo who?
Don’t cry, it’s only a joke!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Button
Button who?
Button in is not polite!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Carl
Carl who?
Carl get you there quicker than if you walk!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Cash
Cash who?
I knew you were nuts!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Cassie
Cassie who?
Cassie the forest for the trees!

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Celeste !
Celeste who ?
Celeste time I’m going to tell you this !

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Cereal
Cereal who?
Cereal pleasure to meet you!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Colleen
Colleen who?
Colleen up this mess!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Cologne
Cologne who?
Cologne me names won’t help!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Cozy
Cozy who?
Cozy who’s knocking!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Collier
Collier who?
Collier big brother see if I care!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Congo
Congo who?
Congo out, I’m grounded!

Knock-knock
Who’s There?
Impatient cow
Impatient c—MOO!!!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce pray!!!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
Oops, wrong door!

Knock-knock
Who’s there?
I
I who?
I am!!!!!

Knock-knock!
Who’s there?
Madame
Madame who?
Madame foot will be up your butt if you don’t open this door!

A State Government Employee sits in his office and out of boredom, decides to see what’s in his old filing cabinet. He pokes through the contents and comes across an old brass lamp. “This will look nice on my mantelpiece,” he decides and takes it home with him.

While polishing the lamp, a genie appears and grants him three wishes. “I wish for an ice cold diet Pepsi right now!” He gets his Pepsi and drinks it. Now that he can think more clearly, he states his second wish. “I wish to be on an island where beautiful nymphomaniacs reside.” Suddenly he is on an island with gorgeous females eyeing him lustfully. He tells the genie his third and last wish: “I wish I’d never have to work ever again.”

POOF!

He’s back in his government office.

Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out.

1. You never run out of wheat
2. Those cool Saskatewan Wheat Pool hats
3. Cruise control takes on a whole new meaning
4. Your province is really easy to draw
5. You never have to worry about roll-back if you have a standard
6. It takes you two weeks to walk to your neighbor’s house
7. YOUR Roughriders survived
8. You can watch the dog run away from home for hours
9. People will assume you live on a farm
10.Buying a huge John Deere mower makes sense

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a Genie’s lamp. She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie appeared. The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, “Nope…due to inflation, constant down-sizing, low wages in third-world countries, and fierce global competition, I can only grant you one wish. So…what’ll it be?”
The woman didn’t hesitate. She said, “I want peace in the Middle East. See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each other.”
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, “Gadzooks, lady! These countries have been at war for thousands of years. I’m good but not THAT good! I don’t think it can be done. Make another wish.”
“The woman thought for a minute and said, “Well, I’ve never been able to find the right man. You know, one that’s considerate and fun, likes to cook and helps with the housecleaning, is good in bed and gets along with my family, doesn’t watch sports all the time and is faithful. That’s what I wish for … a good mate.”
The Genie let out a long sigh and said, “Let me see that map again.”



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