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1. Non stick Cellotape

2. Solar Powered Flash Light

3. A black highlighter pen

4. Glow in the dark sunglasses

5. Inflatable Anchor

6. Smooth Sandpaper

7. Waterproof sponge

8. Waterproof Teabags

9. AC adapter for Solar powered calculators

10. Fireproof Matches

11. Fireproof Cigarettes

12. Battery powered Battery Charger

13. Seatbelts for Motorbikes

14. Hand powered Chainsaw

15. Inflatable Dartboard

16. Silent Alarm Clock

17. A Pedal powered wheelchair

18. Braille Drivers Manual

19. Double sided playing cards

20. Ejector seats for Helicopters

You know how to milk a goat.
You know just the right leaf to use when you run out of bog paper.
You know of at least six different ways to bend the bill of a baseball hat.
You know what a jockey lot is and you go more than once a week.
You know which leaf is best to use when you’re out of toilet paper.
You know which leaves make the best substitute for toilet paper.
You know who built the “other” hemi.
You know who is actually leading the Winston Cup series.
You learned the alphabet by eating Cambpell’s alapahbet soup.
You leave beer & pickled eggs for Santa.
You let goldenrod grow in your yard because it looks so pretty.
You let your 13 year old daughter smoke at the table in front of HER kids
You let your twelve years old daughter smoke at the dinner table in front of her kids.
You list tick removal as a skill on your resume.
You list your parole officer as a reference.
You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off its wheels.
You live close enough to town to get garbage service, but don’t use it because they won’t come down your driveway to get it.
You live in a two-story trailer.
You live in El Reno, Oklahoma.
You look both ways before crossing a one-way street.
You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet “Ms. Right’
You made a hot tub with a trolling motor.
You made your fishin pole outta popcicle sticks.
You make change in the offering plate.
You make your dogs sleep on top of the house in the rain because you can’t afford to patch the roof.
You might live in a redneck town
You missed 5th grade graduation because you had jury duty.
You missed your graduation because your kids were sick
You move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.
You mow the front yard and find a car.
You mow your lawn and find a car.
You must go through more than 2 gates to get to your home.
You name your car the General Lee.
You name your children after the cars they were concieved in.
You name your dogs after your favorite “Playboy” centerfold.
You name your twin boys Jack and Daniel.
You need a dictionary to spell your name.
You need a truck to move your barbecue.
You need an estimate from your barber before you get a haircut.
You need one more hole punched in your card to get a freebie at the House of Tattoos.
You nick-name children “possum” and “critter.”
You no longer drink wine ever since the screw cap got caught up your nose.
You not only pass the beans at the supper table but your teeth so Billy Bob can chew them also.
You offer to give somebody the shirt off your back and they don’t want it.



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