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New York City pedestrian tips
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– The city does not employ so-called “wallet inspectors.”

– Remember: regular hot dogs do not have fingernails.

– Yelling at cabdrivers in English wastes your time and theirs.

– John Gotti always has the right of way.

– Avoid paperwork for your next of kin by keeping dental records on you.

– Don’t lick food from a stranger’s beard.

– It’s bad manners to lie down inside someone else’s chalk body outline

– Cabs driving on the sidewalk are not permitted to pick up passengers

– If you catch an exploding manhole cover, you can keep it.

– If it doesn’t smell like chili, it probably isn’t.

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