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Q: Why Did the blonde scream when she saw a black and yellow chain?
A: She touch it and thought it was a snake.

Q: How do you get a redhead to argue with you?
A: Say something

Dan married one of a pair of identical twins. Less then a year later he was in court filing for a divorce.

“Tell the court why you want a divorce,” the judge said.

“Well, Your Honor,” Dan started, “every once in a while my sister-in-law would come over for a visit, and because she and my wife are identical, sometimes I’d end up making love to her by mistake.”

“Surely there must be some difference between the two women,” the judge said.

“Exactly, Your Honor. That’s why I want the divorce!”

Q: What has 4 eyes but no face?

A: Mississippi!

Q: If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you, what have you usually done wrong?
A: Made her chain too long.

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