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Q: What’s green and has wheels?

A: A Frog. I lied about the wheels

Q: When is a fin not a fin?

A: When it is a dolphin.

Q: What goes Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.

A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, then he orders the bartender to prepare another double martini.

After he finishes that one, he again peeks inside his shirt pocket and orders the bartender to bring another double martini.

The bartender says, “Look, buddy, I’ll bring ya’ martinis all night long. But you gotta tell me why you look inside your shirt pocket before you order a refill.”

The customer replies, “I’m peeking at a photo of my wife. When she starts to look good, then I know it’s time to go home.”

A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, “I’ve got to take you in, pal. You’re obviously drunk.”

Our wasted friend asked, “Officer, are yer absolutely sure I’m drunk?”

“Yeah, buddy, I’m sure,” said the cop. “Let’s go.”

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, “Thank God for that, I thought I was crippled.”



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