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Q: How do you give a blonde more headroom?

A: Adjust the steering wheel.

As I walked down the hall in our middle school, I overheard a student make a very insightful comment. I poked my head into the classroom and said, “Your students are certainly very astute!” Then another student turned toward me and said, “No, we’re not astute, we’re a-stupid!”

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A. Not everyone has been in a 747.

A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish
and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned
over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned
for a while but then smiled and said, “It really works!”

They got that comfortable place on their shoulder that’s perfect for snuggling into while we fall asleep.

They’re enthusiastic about our bodies, even when we’re not.

Chest hair, forearm hair and the feel of a newly shaved cheek.

The glimpse you get, when they wear their baseball cap backward of their inner Little Leaguer.

How tender they get when they cry, and how seldom they do it.

What they lack in talk, they tend to make up for in action.

They make excellent companions when driving through neighborhoods or walking past dark alleys.

They really love their moms. They remind us of our dads.

They never care what their horoscope, their mother-in-law, nor their neighbors say.

They rarely lie about their age, their weight, or their clothing size.

How nice their butts look in jeans.

Hold nice their hands look holding ours.

Their face is a treasure to behold when they give us a present they picked out.

They give great hugs, (and always melt our hearts when a sweet “I love you” is added)

They have an uncanny ability to look deeply into our hearts and connect with our heart, even when we don’t want them to.

They don’t care whether colors match, but are willing to be concerned if we want them to be.

They give us a peek at the little boy inside when they get sick or happy or hurt.

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