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Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.

Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a
bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and
sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by.
“OK, I am gonna see what is going on, just close the door behind me” and
he stepps into the closet. At that time the husband comes from work,
opens the closet and finds the repairman.
Husband: “What the hell are you doing here!”
Repairman:”Well, you are not going to believe it, but I am waiting for a
bus!”

I stopped at a florist shop after work to pick up roses for my wife. As the clerk was putting the finishing touches on the bouquet, a young man burst through the door, breathlessly requesting a dozen red roses.
“I’m sorry,” the clerk said. “This man just ordered our last bunch.”
The desperate customer turned to me and begged, “May I please have those roses?”
“What happened?” I asked. “Did you forget your wedding anniversary?”
“It’s even worse than that,” he confided. “I broke my wife’s hard drive!”

A man comes home drunk in the wee hours of the morning
to find his wife angry and waiting for him at the door.
“Out drinking again!?” she says.
“How much money did you spend this time?”
“$100,” answers the man.
“$100!” she shouts.
“That’s ridiculous, spending that much in one night!”
“Easy for you to say,” he replies. “You don’t smoke,
you don’t drink, and you have your own pussy.”



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