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Morris was manager of a local estate agents. One day, he hired a new secretary. She was so good looking and sexy that he decided he just had to try and go out with her, even though this meant he would be doing it behind his wife’s back. He was very surprised how successful he was in his new ‘venture’.
But within a few weeks, he was feeling very unhappy at the way she was working during the day. Her attitude was one of not caring, being rude to clients and coming in to work late. After two more weeks, Morris couldn’t let her behaviour continue and he asked her to come into his office for a little chat.
“Listen, Marlene, we may have gone to bed together a few times, but who told you that you could start coming into work late and slacking off?”
Marlene replies, “My lawyer!”

Q: What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?

A: A dope ring.

Q: Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A: A mental hospital.

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?

A: To see what was on the other side.

A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night. He glanced across the room and noticed a very attractive woman with just one flaw, she had a very large nose. He was very self conscious about his eye but got up the nerve to ask her for a dance.

“Would you like to dance with me?” he asked.

She replied, “Would I!” and he sneered and told her,”BIG NOSE!”



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