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Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!

Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?
A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!

Q: What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?

A: A hostage.

Q: What do blondes put behind their ears to attract men?

A: Their ankles.

On the night of a Halloween costume party a couple were having
trouble picking suitable outfits. After a while the wife got mad
and stormed out of the room. Fifteen minutes later she came back
completely naked execpt for a lemon between her legs.

The husband looked at her for a moment and then stormed out of
the room himself. Twenty minutes passed and then he came back
himself with a potato around his dick.

The wife gave him a wierd look and then the husband replied
“If your going as a sour-puss, I going as a dictator”.



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