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Q. What did the blonde say when she saw the banana peel on the floor?
A. Oh no, I’m going to fall again!

Little Johnny walked into his dad’s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of fucking his wife. Johnny’s father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed.
Little Johnny asked curiously “What ya doin’ dad?”
His father qiuckly replied “I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.”, to which Little Johnny replied “What ya gonna do, fuck him?”

Q: What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower
A: A widower

Q: Why do dragons sleep during the day?
A: So they can fight knights.

Q: Why didn’t the blonde have ice cubes at her party?
A: She forgot the recipe.

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