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A drunk goes to the doctor complaining of tiredness and headaches.

“I feel tired all the time, my head hurts, and I’m not sleeping. What is it, Doc?”

The doctor examines him thoroughly and says, “I can’t find anything wrong. It must be the drinking.”

“Fair enough,” replied the lush. “I’ll come back when you sober up.”

Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, “So… out looking for a little, huh?”
She smiled sweetly and said, “No, I had 6 years of that with you. I’m out looking for a lot!!!”

Q: If men had PMS, what would happen?
a. The federal government would allocate funds to study it.
b. Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanent disability.
c. There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.
d. All of the above.

Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
A: Because they always forget the recipe.

Q: Why dosn’t the blonde go to Red Lobster?
A: Because she dosn’t whan’t to get crabs!!!

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