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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were sitting around trying to compare their boyfriends to brands of pop. The redhead said, “My boyfriend’s like 7-Up. He’s seven inches long and he’s always up.”
The brunette said, “My boyfriend’s like Mountain Dew. He loves to do it in the mountains all the time.”
The blonde said, “My boyfriend’s like Jack Daniels.”
The brunette cut in, “You can’t use Jack Daniels. That’s a hard liquor.”
A smile crossed the blonde’s face. “I know.”

A blonde, brunette and a redhead walks into a bar and the bartender says if you go into the bathroom there’s a magic mirror in there if you tell it, something true it will give you a prize but if you tell it a lie you will be sucked inside forever so the Brunette walks in and says I think I’m the smartest girl in this bar then out pops the keys to her new mercedes benz then the redhead pops in and says I think I’m the prettiest girl in this bar and out pops a million dollars in cash out she runs too spend it as fast as she could then in comes the blonde she says I Think… then in a split second she is pulled into the mirror and never seen again.

In an early morning history class a teacher began to notice that only two people had been showing up tardy.
Every Tuesday and Thursday of the week a young man and a stunning redhead had repeatedly shown up late. The boy walking in as if he had just ran a 10 mile race and the redhead would show up after him with a bottle of water and a proud smile.
On a usual Tuesday the teacher waited to start class until both had shown up. He took out his list of tardys and announced, “Everyone in this room has made it to my class on time… except two obvious people.” With this, the boy began to get a little nervous, glancing at the redhead, who stared on with a confident smile at the teacher.
The teacher then decided to ask the redhead if she knew the reason why she and her male friend were always late. She answered, “Well, you always have pop quizzes on either Tuesdays or Thursdays so (boy) and I just have early morning reviews before each day. Sometimes we just get a little carried away.”
The teacher, more or less than amused, sentenced the redhead to come to a before school detention for Thursday morning, and proceeded with a pop quiz for the day.
Thursday morning rolled around. The boy came to class early, walking perfectly, but neither the teacher or the redhead were in sight. It wasn’t until 10 minutes into class that the redhead cooly walked in, winked at the boy and sat down with her bottle of water.
Not but a minute later the teacher sauntered in the classroom, announcing that it no longer was a need to be on time for class anymore, the redhead had proved herself worthy of her study time, whether he liked it or not. With that he turned to the board, exposing the nail rips in the back of his shirt.

There was 3 girls on the run being chased by cops, they went in a barn and hid in 3 seperate potato bags.
The cops picked up the 1st bag and the auburn says “meow meow”.
The cops said there’s nothing in this bag except kittens they picked up the 2nd one and the brunette says, “woof woof”
The cops say there’s nothing but puppys in this bag they picked up the 3rd one and the blonde says, “THERE”S NO-ONE IN HERE!”

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde were on holiday. There was an island five kilometres out from the mainland. Between them they decide to have a competition to see who could swim out to the island.
The brunette tries first. She swims out one kilometre then she gets tired so she swims back.
Then the redhead tries. She swims out two kilometres then she gets tired so she goes back.
Then the blonde tries. She manages to swim out three kilometres then she gets tired so she swims back.



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