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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, “Hey give me an ML.” The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite.
Following her, the redhead walks up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a BL.” Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a Bud Lite.
Last, the blonde walks up to the bartender and says, “Give me a Fifteen.”
“A Fifteen?” the bartender replies, “What the hell is that?”
“Oh, you know,” the blonde says, “A Seven and Seven.”

There was 3 girls on the run being chased by cops, they went in a barn and hid in 3 seperate potato bags.
The cops picked up the 1st bag and the auburn says “meow meow”.
The cops said there’s nothing in this bag except kittens they picked up the 2nd one and the brunette says, “woof woof”
The cops say there’s nothing but puppys in this bag they picked up the 3rd one and the blonde says, “THERE”S NO-ONE IN HERE!”

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, “Hey give me an ML.” The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite.
Following her, the redhead walks up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a BL.” Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a Bud Lite.
Last, the blonde walks up to the bartender and says, “Give me a Fifteen.”
“A Fifteen?” the bartender replies, “What the hell is that?”
“Oh, you know,” the blonde says, “A Seven and Seven.”

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m bottomless.”
With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling, “Momma needs a new pair of pants!”
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers. “YES! I WIN! I WIN!”
With that she picks up her money and clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one of them asks, “What did she roll anyway?”
The other answers, “I thought YOU were watching!”

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were sitting around trying to compare their boyfriends to brands of pop. The redhead said, “My boyfriend’s like 7-Up. He’s seven inches long and he’s always up.”
The brunette said, “My boyfriend’s like Mountain Dew. He loves to do it in the mountains all the time.”
The blonde said, “My boyfriend’s like Jack Daniels.”
The brunette cut in, “You can’t use Jack Daniels. That’s a hard liquor.”
A smile crossed the blonde’s face. “I know.”



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