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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were sitting around trying to compare their boyfriends to brands of pop. The redhead said, “My boyfriend’s like 7-Up. He’s seven inches long and he’s always up.”
The brunette said, “My boyfriend’s like Mountain Dew. He loves to do it in the mountains all the time.”
The blonde said, “My boyfriend’s like Jack Daniels.”
The brunette cut in, “You can’t use Jack Daniels. That’s a hard liquor.”
A smile crossed the blonde’s face. “I know.”

There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street and the brunette said oh look a dead bird and the blonde looks up.

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600 dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.
Upon leaving, she tells her sister, “When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I’ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.”
The brunette arrives at the man’s ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599, no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, “I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I’ve bought a bull for our ranch. I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.”
The telegraph operator explains that he’ll be glad to help her, then adds, “It’s just 99 cents a word.”
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. She realizes that she’ll only be able to send her sister one word.
After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, “I want you to send her the word, ‘comfortable.’”
The telegraph operator shakes his head. “How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word, ‘comfortable’?”
The brunette explains, “My sister’s blonde.”
“She’ll read it very slow.”

A blonde, brunette and a redhead walks into a bar and the bartender says if you go into the bathroom there’s a magic mirror in there if you tell it, something true it will give you a prize but if you tell it a lie you will be sucked inside forever so the Brunette walks in and says I think I’m the smartest girl in this bar then out pops the keys to her new mercedes benz then the redhead pops in and says I think I’m the prettiest girl in this bar and out pops a million dollars in cash out she runs too spend it as fast as she could then in comes the blonde she says I Think… then in a split second she is pulled into the mirror and never seen again.

There was 3 girls on the run being chased by cops, they went in a barn and hid in 3 seperate potato bags.
The cops picked up the 1st bag and the auburn says “meow meow”.
The cops said there’s nothing in this bag except kittens they picked up the 2nd one and the brunette says, “woof woof”
The cops say there’s nothing but puppys in this bag they picked up the 3rd one and the blonde says, “THERE”S NO-ONE IN HERE!”



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