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A blond walks up to a river and says I wish I was 50% smarter so i can cross this river dam she turns into a redhead and swims across the river.
Then a redhead walks up to the river and says i wish i was 75% smarter so i could cross this river dam turns into a brunette and takes the ferry.
Next a brunette walks up to the river and says i wish i was 100% smarter so i could cross this river dam turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide.
The brunette said, “You put it around your neck!”
The blonde replied, “I tried that but I couldn’t breathe!”

Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator.

The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says, “OOOOOhhh that looks like semen.” She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says “It feels like semen.”

The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says “It smells like semen.”

The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, “It doesn’t taste like anyone in this building . . .”

There were 3 women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde.
All three work together. Each day their boss leaves an hour earlier, while the 3 stay and clean up.
One day when the boss had gone the brunette lady said “It’s not fair we shouldn’t stay an hour longer, lets go.”
So they left.
The next day they all said what they did.
“I had a romantic dinner with my husband,” said the brunette lady.
“I went to the beach with my boyfriend,” said the red haired lady.
And the blonde said, “I nearly got caught by the boss, because I went home and she was in the shower with my husband, so I quickly went out of the house!”

There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says “yes, no, yes, no…..”

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