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There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street and the brunette said oh look a dead bird and the blonde looks up.

A blonde, a brunette, and redhead were awaiting execution from a gunshot to the head.
When it came the brunette’s turn she yelled “tornado” and jumped out the window to safety.
The redhead also created a diversion by yelling “hurricane”. She ran and jumped out the window.
Finally, it would be the blonde’s turn, and she, wasted no time yelling “fire”… BANG!!!

A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted.
After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked: “I don’t want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms.”

A blonde, brunette and a redhead walks into a bar and the bartender says if you go into the bathroom there’s a magic mirror in there if you tell it, something true it will give you a prize but if you tell it a lie you will be sucked inside forever so the Brunette walks in and says I think I’m the smartest girl in this bar then out pops the keys to her new mercedes benz then the redhead pops in and says I think I’m the prettiest girl in this bar and out pops a million dollars in cash out she runs too spend it as fast as she could then in comes the blonde she says I Think… then in a split second she is pulled into the mirror and never seen again.

A blond walks up to a river and says I wish I was 50% smarter so i can cross this river dam she turns into a redhead and swims across the river.
Then a redhead walks up to the river and says i wish i was 75% smarter so i could cross this river dam turns into a brunette and takes the ferry.
Next a brunette walks up to the river and says i wish i was 100% smarter so i could cross this river dam turns into a man and walks across the bridge.

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