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There was 3 girls on the run being chased by cops, they went in a barn and hid in 3 seperate potato bags.
The cops picked up the 1st bag and the auburn says “meow meow”.
The cops said there’s nothing in this bag except kittens they picked up the 2nd one and the brunette says, “woof woof”
The cops say there’s nothing but puppys in this bag they picked up the 3rd one and the blonde says, “THERE”S NO-ONE IN HERE!”

A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette said that her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him “Head and Shoulders” and it cleared it up.
The blonde asked inquisitively, “How do you give shoulders?”

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, “Hey give me an ML.” The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite.
Following her, the redhead walks up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a BL.” Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a Bud Lite.
Last, the blonde walks up to the bartender and says, “Give me a Fifteen.”
“A Fifteen?” the bartender replies, “What the hell is that?”
“Oh, you know,” the blonde says, “A Seven and Seven.”

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s illegal.”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “I just want to sell the car.”
“Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the odometer in your car back to 50,000, miles. Then you shouldn’t have a problem selling your car.”
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About a month later, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?”
“No,” replied the blonde. “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it.”

16 blondes and 1 brunette were heading to Paris across the world and after only a few hours on the small plane it started shaking and began to go down so the pilot said grab this ladder and I’ll “try” to bring you safely to ground so they all got on the ladder the pilot said the number of people were bringing the plane down so someone had to jump off they all started to argue so after 5 minutes of arugeing the brunette said I’ll jump but let me make a speech first so she said the speech and all 16 blondes started crying and “clapping” and the brunette lived happliy ever after making it safely to the ground w/ 1 thing to say those “dumb blondes”!!



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