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Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the otherblonde, “Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can’t swim. Please tell me how you did this!”
The second blonde then says, ” But you ARE on the otherside!”

16 blondes and 1 brunette were heading to Paris across the world and after only a few hours on the small plane it started shaking and began to go down so the pilot said grab this ladder and I’ll “try” to bring you safely to ground so they all got on the ladder the pilot said the number of people were bringing the plane down so someone had to jump off they all started to argue so after 5 minutes of arugeing the brunette said I’ll jump but let me make a speech first so she said the speech and all 16 blondes started crying and “clapping” and the brunette lived happliy ever after making it safely to the ground w/ 1 thing to say those “dumb blondes”!!

A man was eating in a fancy restaurant, and there was a gorgeous blond eating at the next table. He had been checking her out all night, but lacked the nerve to go talk to her.
Suddenly she sneezed and her glass eye went flying out of her socket towards the man. With his quick reflexes, he caught it in midair.
“Oh my god, I am sooooo sorry,” the woman said as she popped her eye back in the socket. “Let me buy you dinner to make it up to you.”
They enjoyed a wonderful dinner together and afterwards the woman invited him back to her place for a drink.
They went back to her house, and after a bit she brought him into the bedroom and began undressing him. The couple had wild, passionate sex many times during the night.
The next morning when he awoke, she had already gotten up and brought him breakfast in bed.
The guy was amazed. “You know, you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?”
“No, she replied… You just happened to catch my eye!”

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