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Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn.

A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?”

“Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?”

“Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can’t even find the edge pieces.”

“Look on the box,” he said. “There’s always a picture of what the puzzle is.”

“It’s a big rooster,” she said.

The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, “Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box.”

Q. What do you call a blonde in the closet?
A. The 1984 hide and go seek champion.

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office
and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
“Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.”
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams,
and so it goes on, everywhere she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, “You’re not really a brunette, are you?”
She says, “No, I’m really a blonde.”
“I thought so,” he says. “Your finger is broken.”



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