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Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month?
A: Because it says right on the box “good for up to 20 pounds.”

Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain cell?
A: Gifted.

Q: Why did God give every blonde two more brain cells than a cow?
A: So they don’t moo-moo when you pull on their titties.

Q: How can you tell if the blonde is a nurse?

A: She can make a patient without disturbing the bed.

A blonde went on a job interview. The interviewer sensing she was not bright enough to do the job, told her that if she knew the formula for water, then she would be given a chance at doing the job. The blonde, grinning real big, said, “Oh, I know THAT, it’s EASY! It’s H I J K L M N O!!”

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