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Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q: What Is A Blonde’s Most Frequently Used 4 Letter Word?

A: NEXT!

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, “Why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?”

The blond answers in a very weak voice, “We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings…”

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Q: What goes Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH Vroom EERCH?
A: A blonde at a flashing red light.



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