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Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The 1994 hide ‘n’ go seek champion!

Q: Did You here about the blonde coyote?
A: She got stuck in a trap, bit off three legs and was still stuck!

To prepare for his big date, a young man went up on to the roof of his apartment building in order to tan himself. Not wanting any tan lines to show, he sunbathed in the nude. Unfortunately, the young man fell asleep while on the roof, and managed to get a sunburn on his “tool of the trade”.

He was determined not to miss his date, so he put some lotion on his manhood and wrapped it in gauze.

The blonde showed up for the date at his apartment, and the young man treated her to a home cooked dinner, after which they went into the living room to watch a movie.

During the movie, however, the young man’s sunburn started acting up again. He asked to be excused, went into the kitchen, and poured a tall, cool glass of milk. He then placed his sunburned member in the milk and experienced immediate relief of his pain.

The blonde, however, wondering what he was doing, wandered into the kitchen to see him with his johnson immersed in a glass of milk. Upon seeing this, the blonde exclaimed, “So that’s how you guys load those things!”

Q: What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: RUN!!! – she’s got a grenade in her mouth!

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?
A: Some traffic signs say stop.

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