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Q: Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?
A: Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.

Q: Why was the blond smiling when it was lighting?

A: She thought someone was taking her picture.

Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant?
A: “Is it mine?”

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license.

She replied in a huff, “I wish you guys could get your act together.
Just yesterday you take away my license and now today you expect me to show it to you.”

Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?

A: They don’t have to worry about blowing their brains out.

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