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A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, “Hey give me an ML.” The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite.
Following her, the redhead walks up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a BL.” Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a Bud Lite.
Last, the blonde walks up to the bartender and says, “Give me a Fifteen.”
“A Fifteen?” the bartender replies, “What the hell is that?”
“Oh, you know,” the blonde says, “A Seven and Seven.”

We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.
We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun.
We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don’t get our way we will not date anybody that ain’t blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff.

Sined by the blonds at the ofise
(sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)

A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But she didn’t reach home in the evening and not the next day either. When she finally reached home on the third day, her distraught mother ran and asked her what happened?

She got out, obviously very tired from a long journey, and said, “These car designers are crazy! They have four gears for going forward, but only one for going back!”

Q: How do you know a blonde has been using your computer?

A: There is white out on the screen!

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A: So that when you pull their tits, they don’t moo.



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