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Q: Why is the brunette considered an evil color?

A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month?

A: Because it says right on the box “good for up to 20 pounds.”

A blonde and brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect; 3-piece suit, great build with a nice butt, the bad part is they both noticed he had dandruff. The man got off on the 5th floor. Once the doors closed the brunette turned to the blonde and said, “Someone should give him ‘Head & Shoulders.’”

To which the blonde replied, “How do you give ‘Shoulders’?”

Q: How did the blonde explain how his helicopter crashed?

A: He said it was getting cold, so he turned off the ceiling fan.

A blonde is speaking to a psychiatrist.
Blonde, “I’m on the road a lot, and my clients are complaining that they can never reach me.”
Psychiatrist, “Don’t you have a phone in your car?”
Blonde, “That was a little too expensive, so I did the next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.”
Psychiatrist, “Uh … How’s that working?”
Blonde, “Actually, I haven’t gotten any letters yet.”
Psychiatrist, “And why do you think that is?”
Blonde, “I figured it’s because when I’m driving around, my zip code keeps changing.”

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