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When the employees of a restaurant attended a fire safety seminar, they watched a fire official demonstrate the proper way to operate an extinguisher.

“Pull the pin like a hand grenade,” he explained, “then depress the trigger to release the foam.”

Later a blonde employee was selected to extinguish a controlled fire in the parking lot. In her nervousness, she forgot to pull the pin.

The instructor hinted, “Like a hand grenade, remember?”

In a burst of confidence she pulled the pin …. and hurled the extinguisher at the blaze.

Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday

A: You tell them a joke on Friday.

A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it.
One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at a salon. The brunette told her, “There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it’s illegal.”
“That doesn’t matter,” replied the blonde, “I just want to sell the car.”
“Okay,” said the brunette. “Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you, and he will turn the odometer in your car back to 50,000, miles. Then you shouldn’t have a problem selling your car.”
The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About a month later, the brunette asked the blonde, “Did you sell your car?”
“No,” replied the blonde. “Why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it.”

Q: What do you call two blonds in a refrigerator?
A: Frosted Flakes

Q. How did the blonde burn her nose?
A. Bobbing for chips.



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