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A police officer pulls over a car with a young blonde driver in it…. Cop: “Miss, this is a 65 MPH highway, why are you going so slowly?” Blonde: “Officer, I saw a lot of signs saying 22, not 65.” Cop: “Oh miss, that’s not the speed limit, that’s the name of the highway you’re on!” Blonde: “Oh! Stupid me! Thanks for letting me know, Ill be more careful from now on.” At this point the cop looks into the back seat of the car, where the passengers are shaking and white as ghosts. Cop: “Excuse me miss, what’s wrong with your friends back there? They’re shaking something awful.” Blonde: “Oh… We just got off of highway 119.

Q: What is the difference between a brunette and a blonde in love?

A: The brunette falls head over heels in love and the blonde falls with heels over head!

Q: What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
A: Elvis has been sighted.

Q. How do you amuse a blonde for hours?
A. Write ‘Please turn over’ on both sides of a piece of paper.

A blonde girl in tears came running to her father.

“What’s the matter?” asked the father.

“You gave me some bad financial advise,” she said.

“I did? What did I tell you?”

“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”

“What are you talking about, that’s one of the largest banks in the world,” he said. “Surely there must be some mistake.”

“I don’t think so,” said the blonde girl. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘No Funds’.”

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