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A blonde walked into a barber shop with her headphones on. The barber said, “You have to take your headphones off so I can cut your hair.”
The blonde said, “I can’t.”
The barber said, “Ok, I’ll cut around your hair until I get to the headphones then you’ll have to take them off.”
So the barber cut around the blondes hair until he go to her headphones.
He said, “You have to take your headphones off so I can cut your hair.” “I can’t.” said the blonde.
So the barber took off the blondes headphones and she died.
The blonde died because the headphones were saying “Breathe in, Breathe out.”

A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports car and was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.
The cop asked to see the blonde’s driver’s license. She dug through her purse and was getting progressively more agitated.
“What does it look like?” she finally asked.
The policewoman replied, “It’s square and it has your picture on it.”
The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it to the policewoman. “Here it is,” she said.
The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying, “Okay, you can go. I didn’t realize you were a cop.”

Q: What do you call 17 blondes standing ear to ear.
A: A wind tunnel

There were three dumb blonde guys on an island who found an old pot and started rubbing at it, when suddenly out popped a genie. The genie told them that he only could grant 3 wishes so they would each get one.

The first guy asked the genie to make him smarter so he got turned into a red-head.

The second guy wanted to be even smarter than the first, so the genie turned him into a brunette.

Then the last guy wished to be even smarter than both his friends…

…so the genie turned him into a woman.

A blonde and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O’clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldn’t jump, and the redhead replied, “I’ll take that bet!” Anyway, sure enough, he jumped, so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owed.
The redhead said, “I can’t take this, you’re my friend.”
The blonde said, “No. A bet’s a bet. You won the money.”
So the redhead said, “Listen, I have to admit, I saw this on the 5 O’clock news, so I can’t take your money.”
The blonde replied, “Well, so did I, but I never thought he’d jump again!”

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