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OK, so there’s this blonde driving down the road in her brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 Lamborghini. She’s cruisin’ about 95, radio blaring, having a great time. She comes up on this trucker who is carrying a double-wide home and is taking up both lanes.

To her disliking, he is only going about 45. To get the point across that she wants to get past, she decides to tailgate him. So, she gets to within a foot of his rear bumper.

The trucker looks back and sees her on his ass, and motions for her to get off of it, but to her it looks like a wave and she waves back. Since her first attempt was futile, she decided to get a little closer and begin flashing her headlights, hopefully making herself more visible in the process.

Once again the trucker sees her on his ass, and this time motions for her to pull over to the side of the road.

The trucker steps out of his vehicle with a chunk of chalk and draws a circle three feet in diameter in the middle of the road. He instructs her not to move until he tells her to. Naive as she was, she agrees to it and steps inside it.

The trucker goes back to his truck and pulls out a 50-ounce Louisville Slugger. He walks over to the Lamborghini and beats it, and beats it, and beats it again. When he is done, all that is left is a brand new, candy-apple red, $125,000 pile of metal.

Satisfied, he throws the bat in his truck and walks over to the blonde. When he gets there, to his astonishment, she is rolling around on the street laughing hysterically.

He asks her, “Why are you laughing? I just beat the crap out of your car!!”

She is laughing too hard to respond, but between giggles he can make out, “While you weren’t looking I stepped out of the circle!”

Q: Why don’t blondes like to make Kool-Aid?
A: They can’t get eight cups of water into that little packet.

A blonde and her brunette friend were talking. The blonde says, “I hate all the blonde jokes people say.”

“Oh, they are only jokes. There are alot of stupid people out there. Here I’ll prove it to you,” replies her brunette friend.

So they went outside and hailed a taxi driver.

“Please take me to 29 Nickle Street to see if I’m home,” said the brunette.

The taxi drove them and when they finally got out the brunette looked at the blonde and said, “See that guy was really stupid.”

“No kidding,” replies the blonde.” There was a pay phone just around the corner. You could have called instead.”

Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter.

Q: Why did it take the blonde a whole week to wash three basement windows?
A: It took him six days just to dig the holes to put the ladder in.



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