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Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.

16 blondes and 1 brunette were heading to Paris across the world and after only a few hours on the small plane it started shaking and began to go down so the pilot said grab this ladder and I’ll “try” to bring you safely to ground so they all got on the ladder the pilot said the number of people were bringing the plane down so someone had to jump off they all started to argue so after 5 minutes of arugeing the brunette said I’ll jump but let me make a speech first so she said the speech and all 16 blondes started crying and “clapping” and the brunette lived happliy ever after making it safely to the ground w/ 1 thing to say those “dumb blondes”!!

Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?

A: Not everyone has been in a 747.

Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist?

A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters.

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a Porsche?

A: You can only fit two people in a Porsche.

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