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Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?

A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetize them.

Q: How do you know a blonde has been using your computer?
A: There is white out on the screen!

A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks, “Where did you get that?”
The pig says, “I won her in a raffle!”

A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident.

Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.

“My God!” the trooper gasped. “Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you okay ma’am?”

“Yes, officer, I’m just fine!” the blonde chirped.

“Well, how in the world did this happen?” the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.

“Officer, it was the strangest thing!” the blonde began. “I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was yet another tree! I swerved to the left and there was …”

“Uh, ma’am,” the officer said, cutting her off, “There isn’t a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth.”

Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?
A: A smelly burnette.



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