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Q: Why did they stop the wave at sporting events?
A: To many blonds drown.

A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.

She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, “I’ve kidnapped you.”

She then wrote a note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.”

The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.

The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?”

Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?

A: They are both screwed when they’re on their back.

Q: Why don’t blondes like to wear hoop earrings?

A: Because their feet keep getting caught.

Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. You put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

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