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Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.

John gets a distressed phone call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.

“I’ve got a problem,” says Buffy.

“What’s the matter?” asks John.

“Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can’t find any edges.”

“What’s the picture of?” asks John.

“It’s of a big rooster,” replies Buffy.

“All right,” says John. “I’ll come over and have a look.”

So he goes over to Buffy’s house and she greets him by saying, “Thanks for coming over.” Buffy leads John into her kitchen and shows him the jigsaw puzzle on the kitchen table.

John looks at the puzzle and then turns to her and says, “For heaven’s sake, Buffy, put the cornflakes back in the box.”

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
A: A retarded ape.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
A: There’s white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A: Hey! There’s some things even a blonde won’t do.

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