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Q: How do you know when a blonde’s been sending e-mail?
A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

Q: A blonde, a brunette and a redhead jumped off of a tall building. Who took the longest to hit the ground?
A: The blonde because she had to stop and ask for directions!

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?

A: They’ve both swallowed a lot of semen.

Q. What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?

A. “Way to go team!”

A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. “I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you’ll have lost at least five pounds.”

When the blonde returns, she’s lost nearly 20 pounds. “Why, that’s amazing!” the doctor says. “Did you follow my instructions?”

The blonde nods, “I’ll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day.”

“From hunger, you mean?” said the doctor.

“No, from skipping,” replied the blonde.



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