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Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?

A: Change.

A blonde and brunette are in an elevator. On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect; 3-piece suit, great build with a nice butt, the bad part is they both noticed he had dandruff. The man got off on the 5th floor. Once the doors closed the brunette turned to the blonde and said, “Someone should give him ‘Head & Shoulders.'”

To which the blonde replied, “How do you give ‘Shoulders’?”

Q: How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

A: Knock on the door.

Q: What is a blonde with pony tails?

A: A blowjob with handle bars.

Q: How many licks does it take a Blond to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
A1: None, they don’t lick, they Suck!
A2: None, just one good Suck!

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