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Q: How does a blond turn the light on in the morning?

A: Open the car door.

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 15 gallons of milk.

When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 1.5 gallons so he knocked on her door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman said, “I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk. Did you mean 1.5 gallons?”

The blonde said, “I want 15 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath.”

The milkman asked, “Do you want it Pasteurized?”

The blonde said, “No, just up to my boobs, I can splash it in my eyes.”

Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been using your lawnmower?

A: The green WELCOME mat is ripped all to shreds.

Q: Why did the blonde put make-up on her forehead?
A: She wanted everyone to know that she was able to make up her mind!

Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?

A: You don’t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

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