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Q: Why couldnt the blonde dial 911?
A: Because she couldnt find the 11.

Q: Why did the blonde steal the police car?

A: She saw 911 and thought it was a porche.

Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?

A: They can’t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.

Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it.

Q: How do you get a one arm blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave.



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