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Q: Why does a blond wear a tight skirt
A: To keep here legs closed

Q: What is the ugly blonde’s mating call?

A: “I said, ‘I’m so drunk!’”

A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses.
After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, “What ever possessed you to study Japanese?”
The couple said proudly, “We just adopted a Japanese baby and in a year or so he’ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him”.

I knew a blonde so stupid she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left” …so she turned around and went home!

Q: Why did the three blondes walk off the cliff?
A: Because they wanted to see if their sanitary pads really had wings

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