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A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.”

“Oh, No!” she said, but St. Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy.

“Who was God’s son?” said St. Peter.

The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said “Andy!”

“That’s interesting… What made you say that?” asked St. Peter.

Then she started to sing “Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me…”

Q: Why did the blonde only change her baby’s Pampers twice a month?
A: Because the box said “for 18 to 24 pounds.”

Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimer s disease?
A: Her IQ goes up!

Q: What do you call 9 blondes standing in a circle?

A: A dope ring.



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