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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?

A: Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Q: What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap?

A: Ho Ho Ho

A blonde went to helicopter flight training, wanting to learn to fly that day. The owner agreed to send her up, and instruct her by radio. He showed her the start up, and basic procedures, and up she went. At 1000 feet, she radioed, “I’m doing great! I love it! I’m really getting the hang of it!”

The instructor watched her climb to over 3000 feet, then watched in horror as the helicopter began a dive and crashed nearby. He ran over and pulled her from the wreck, asking, “What happened?”

She said, “I don’t know! Everything was going fine, until I got cold and turned off that big fan.”

Q: Two blondes are walking down the sidewalk when a man walks up and ask “Are you sisters”?
A: They both start laughing and the one says no were not even catholic.

Q: Why did the blonde keep taking off and putting the Pepsi bottle cap back on?
A: Because it said, “Sorry, try again.”

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