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Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager.

Q: What do you call two blondes in a cadilliac?
A: Duel air bags.

Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.

Two blondes are walking in the woods when one looks down and says, “Look dog poop.” The other bends down, smells it and says, “Smells like dog poop.” They both stick there fingers in it and say, “Feels like dog poop.” They taste it and say, “Tastes like dog poop.” Then one says to the other, “Sure glad we didin’t step in it.”

There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.

One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn’t be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two.

After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. “What took you so long?” inquired the Redhead.

“There were some strong currents out there! But I’m here now! Am I the last?” replied the Brunette.

“No. Blondie is still out there somewhere.” They decided to wait.

Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde “What took you so long?”

“What do you expect? You guy’s cheated, replied the idignant blonde, “You used your hands!”



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