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Q: How do you drownd a blonde?
A: You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.
The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, “I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang – but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in disbelief, “But what happened to your other ear?”
“The son of a bitch called back.”

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were sitting around trying to compare their boyfriends to brands of pop. The redhead said, “My boyfriend’s like 7-Up. He’s seven inches long and he’s always up.”
The brunette said, “My boyfriend’s like Mountain Dew. He loves to do it in the mountains all the time.”
The blonde said, “My boyfriend’s like Jack Daniels.”
The brunette cut in, “You can’t use Jack Daniels. That’s a hard liquor.”
A smile crossed the blonde’s face. “I know.”

Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline!

Q: What do blondes say after sex?

A: “Are you boys all in the same band?”

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