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Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shopping cart?
A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own.

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: “Are you boys all in the same band?”

There were 3 women, a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde.
All three work together. Each day their boss leaves an hour earlier, while the 3 stay and clean up.
One day when the boss had gone the brunette lady said “It’s not fair we shouldn’t stay an hour longer, lets go.”
So they left.
The next day they all said what they did.
“I had a romantic dinner with my husband,” said the brunette lady.
“I went to the beach with my boyfriend,” said the red haired lady.
And the blonde said, “I nearly got caught by the boss, because I went home and she was in the shower with my husband, so I quickly went out of the house!”

A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met St. Peter who said, “Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.”

“Oh, No!” she said, but St. Peter said not to worry he’d make it easy.

“Who was God’s son?” said St. Peter.

The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said “Andy!”

“That’s interesting… What made you say that?” asked St. Peter.

Then she started to sing “Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me…”

Q: Why did the blonde only change her baby’s Pampers twice a month?
A: Because the box said “for 18 to 24 pounds.”



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