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John received a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. “I’ve got a problem,” said Buffy.
“What’s the matter?” asked John.
“Well, I’ve bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard. None of the pieces fit together and I can’t find any edges.”
“What’s the picture of?” asked John.
“It’s of a big Rooster,” replied Buffy.
“All right,” said John, “I’ll come over and have a look.”
So he went over to Buffy’s house and Buffy greeted him saying, “Thanks for coming over.”
Buffy lead John into her kitchen and showed him the jigsaw on the kitchen table. John looked at the jigsaw and then turned to Buffy and said, “For Pete’s sake – put the Corn Flakes back in the Box.”

A blonde is over at this Coke Machine putting fifty cents in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the coke, putting it in her pockets, throwing the quarters in, taking the Coke, putting it in her pockets. After a while she has a Coke in every pocket. She keeps going, stacking the Cokes around her on the floor.

Finally, the guy behind her, getting mad, asks her, “What Are You Doing?”

She responds, “Duh, I’m winning.”

Q: How do you drown a blonde in a submarine under water?
A: Just knock.

Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain?

A: After a dye job.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A: She drops her nail-file



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