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Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and the Atlantic Coast?

A: The Atlantic Coast would never have that many crabs.

Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?

A: Cause their balls show!

Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet?

A: Last year’s hide and seek champ.

One day, a blonde and a brunette were out for a ride in the blonde’s new car. Suddenly, some jerk pulls in front of them. The blonde then puts her lips on the steering wheel. The brunette fearing for her life, asks, “What are you doing that for?!” The blonde calmly replied, “I’m trying to blow on the horn!”

Q: How do you get a twinkle in a blonds eyes?

A: Shine a flash light through her ear.

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