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Q: How do you know a blond has been using your computer?

A: When the joy stick is wet!

Two Blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.

Linda: I can’t seem to get this door unlocked!

Sylvie: Well, you’d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!

Q: How does a blond commit suicide?

A: Jumps out the basement window.

Q. Why did the blonde like the car with a sunroof?
A. More leg-room!

Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side.

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