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Q: Why can’t a blondes water ski?
A: Because when they get wet between their legs, they end up on their back.

Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change.

Blonde: “Excuse me sir, what time is it?”
Man: “It’s 3:15.”
Blonde: (puzzled look on her face) “You know, it’s the weirdest thing; I’ve been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer.”

She was soooooo blonde, she baked a turkey for five days because the instructions said 1 hour per pound and she weighed 125.

Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don’t know any better.

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