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Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, “Help me! Help me!”
Mary Jane laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going to help that man!

Q: How is a blonde like a hardware store?

A: Two cents a screw!

Q: What should you do if a blonde throws you a pin?
A: Run, ’cause the grenade is in her mouth.

Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the otherblonde, “Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can’t swim. Please tell me how you did this!”
The second blonde then says, ” But you ARE on the otherside!”

Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.

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