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When the surgeon came to see his blonde patient on the day after her operation, she asked him somewhat hesitantly just how long it would be before she could resume her sex life.

“Uh, I hadn’t really thought about it.” replied the stunned surgeon. “You’re the first one ever to ask that after a tonsillectomy.”

A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience.

She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.

In terror, she grabs for the horse’s mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip.

She tries to throw her arms around the horse’s neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway.

The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider.

Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.

Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is now at the mercy of the horse’s pounding hooves. Her head is struck against the ground again and and again.

As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when…

…our hero…

…the Wal-Mart manager runs out and unplugs the horse.

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?

A: Spot.

Q: Why is the brunette considered an evil color?

A: When was the last time you saw a blonde witch?

Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers once a month?

A: Because it says right on the box “good for up to 20 pounds.”

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