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Q: Why don’t blondes like to wear hoop earrings?

A: Because their feet keep getting caught.

Q. How do you drown a blonde?
A. You put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Q: What do you call a blonde at university?
A: A visitor.

Q: What’s black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?

A: A brunette who’s told too many blonde jokes.

The blondes at the university led by Suzy , were tired of not fitting in. They were tired of other students assuming they were just stupid bimbo’s. They wanted somewhere where they felt they belonged.

So Suzy pressured the administration to set up a new Department especially for them. The university agreed and set up the Blonde Education Department.

Suzy and the blondes were ecstatic to have a department of their own where they could gather without being ridiculed. They felt they really belonged now. They wanted other students to see that they weren’t just stupid bimbo’s — after all, they now had their own department at the university.

So they now all proudly wear the official sweatshirt of the Blonde Education Department designed by Suzy which sports the saying: “I Belong in B.E.D.”

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