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Q: What’s the difference between a computer and a blonde?
A: The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.

Q: What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?

A: You always hear about them but you never see them.

A blond walkes in to a docters office and askes the docter if she could have a condom for safe sex , the docter said “watch your mouth” the blond said better make that two.

A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but simply could not afford the prices the local vendors were asking. After becoming very frustrated with the “no haggle” attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, “Maybe I’ll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!”

The shopkeeper said, “By all means, be my guest. Maybe you’ll luck out and catch yourself a big one!”

Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spots the blond standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9 foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature and with a great deal of effort hauls it up on the bank. Laying nearby were several other dead alligators.

Just then the blonde flips the freshly killed alligator on it’s back, and frustrated, shouts out, “SON OF A BITCH! This one ain’t wearing any shoes either!”

Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she’d ever been picked up by “the fuzz”?

A: “No. But I’ve been swung around by the tits.”

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