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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste.

Q. How do you confuse a blonde?

A. You can’t, they have always been like that.

Q: What do you call three blondes on Santa’s Lap?
A: Ho Ho Ho

A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life.
While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to get his sheep across the road. She stopped her car and waved the farmer across, thinking this would be her first good deed.
After the sheep had all crossed, the blonde said to the farmer, “Your sheep are so cute. If I guess how many there are, could I have one.”
The farmer thought it impossible and told the blonde it was okay.
“637″, said the blonde.
The farmer was amazed that the blonde had guessed the exact number, but lived up to his bargain.
“I’ll take that feisty one over there”, said the blonde.
Then the farmer said to the blonde, “Okay, now if I guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?

A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her “go do something to prove them wrong! Why don’t you learn all the state capitals or something?”
The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her.
She gets all indignant and claims, “I’m NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!”
The guy doesn’t believe her, so she dares him to test her.
He says “Okay, what’s the Capital of Montana?”
The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, “That’s easy! It’s M!”

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