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Q: How can you tell if the blonde is a nurse?

A: She can make a patient without disturbing the bed.

A blonde went on a job interview. The interviewer sensing she was not bright enough to do the job, told her that if she knew the formula for water, then she would be given a chance at doing the job. The blonde, grinning real big, said, “Oh, I know THAT, it’s EASY! It’s H I J K L M N O!!”

There was 3 girls on the run being chased by cops, they went in a barn and hid in 3 seperate potato bags.
The cops picked up the 1st bag and the auburn says “meow meow”.
The cops said there’s nothing in this bag except kittens they picked up the 2nd one and the brunette says, “woof woof”
The cops say there’s nothing but puppys in this bag they picked up the 3rd one and the blonde says, “THERE”S NO-ONE IN HERE!”

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?

A: She drops her nail-file

Q: Why did the blonde resolve to have only three children?
A: Because she read that one child out of every four born was Chinese.

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