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Q: What’s the difference between a blond and a mosquito?
A: When you slap the mosquito, it stops sucking.

A brunette goes into a doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I don’t know what’s wrong with me.”

The doctor says, “Well, tell me your symptoms.”

“Well, everything hurts. When I touch my nose it hurts (touching nose), when I touch my leg it hurts (touching leg), when I touch my arm it hurts (touching arm), it just hurts everywhere!” she said.

The doctor, after looking at her for a second, said, “Did you used to be a blonde?”

The brunette said, “Why yes!”

The doctor said, “Your finger’s broken.”

A blonde, worried about the HIV crisis, walks into a drugstore and purchases a pack of condoms.

“That will be $1.08, please,” says the clerk.

“What’s the 8 cents for?” asks the blonde. “It says one dollar right here on the packaging.”

“Tax,” replies the clerk.

“Gee,” says the blonde, “I thought you just rolled them on and they stayed put.”

Q: How do you get a blond out of a tree?

A: Wave

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A Space Invader.

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