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Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: “Why, I just love nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?”

Q: How does a blonde give a high-5?
A: She smacks herself in the forehead.

Q. Why do blondes have bruised belly buttons?

A. Because they have blond boyfriends

This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, “Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I’ll sink?”

Three blondes are sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with the lines in the water.

The Game Warden comes up behind them and says, “Excuse me, ladies, I’d like to see your fishing licenses.”

“We don’t have any,” replied the first blonde.

“Well, if your going to fish, you need fishing licenses,” said the Game Warden.

“But Officer,” replied the second blonde, “we aren’t fishing. We all have magnets at the end of our lines and we’re collecting debris off the bottom of the river.”

The Game Warden lifted up all the lines and, sure enough, there were horseshoe magnets tied on the end of each line.

“Well, I know of no law against it,” said the Game Warden, “take all the debris you want.” And with that, the Game Warden left.

As soon as the Game Warden was out of sight, the three blondes started laughing hysterically.

“What a dumb Fish Cop,” the second blonde said to the other two, “doesn’t he know that there are steelhead in this river?!”



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