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Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?

A: A wine cellar.

A police officer arrives at an accident scene where apparently three blondes have leaped to their death from a very tall building. He suddenly notices that one is still breathing so he approaches her and asks, “Why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap out of that building?”

The blond answers in a very weak voice, “We wanted to try out our new maxi-pads, with wings…”

Q: What do you call a blonde standing on her head?
A: A brunette with bad breath!!

Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra?
A: Spot.

Q. What do you call a blonde standing on her head?

A. A brunette with bad breath.



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