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On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said “CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES”.
By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

Q: What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?

A: A blonde parade.

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde walk into a bar. For the sake of brevity, each one orders her drink with an abbreviated code word. The brunette walks up to the bartender and says, “Hey give me an ML.” The bartender nods his head and hands her a Miller Lite.
Following her, the redhead walks up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a BL.” Giving her a nod, the bartender pulls up a Bud Lite.
Last, the blonde walks up to the bartender and says, “Give me a Fifteen.”
“A Fifteen?” the bartender replies, “What the hell is that?”
“Oh, you know,” the blonde says, “A Seven and Seven.”

One day a brunette, a redhead and a blonde were on holiday. There was an island five kilometres out from the mainland. Between them they decide to have a competition to see who could swim out to the island.
The brunette tries first. She swims out one kilometre then she gets tired so she swims back.
Then the redhead tries. She swims out two kilometres then she gets tired so she goes back.
Then the blonde tries. She manages to swim out three kilometres then she gets tired so she swims back.

Q. How can you tell if a blonde has been using your computer?

A. The joystick is wet.



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