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A blonde girl in tears came running to her father.

“What’s the matter?” asked the father.

“You gave me some bad financial advise,” she said.

“I did? What did I tell you?”

“You told me to put my money in that big bank, and now that big bank is in trouble.”

“What are you talking about, that’s one of the largest banks in the world,” he said. “Surely there must be some mistake.”

“I don’t think so,” said the blonde girl. “They just returned one of my checks with a note saying, ‘No Funds’.”

A guy’s out jogging and he spots a brand new tennis ball lying in the road. He picks it up and slips it into his shorts’ pocket. Later, he’s standing on a corner waiting for the light to change.

A blonde is standing next to him, and she sees the bulge in his shorts, so she says, “What’s that?”

He says, “Tennis ball.”

She says, “Oh, that must be painful… I had tennis elbow once.”

A blonde is visiting Washington, DC. This is her first time to the city, so she wants to see the capitol building. Unfortunately, she can’t find it, so she asks a police officer for directions. “Excuse me, officer,” the blonde says, “How do I get to the capitol building?”

The officer says, “Wait here at this bus stop for the number 54 bus. It’ll take you right there.”

The blonde thanks the officer and he drives off.

Three hours later the police officer comes back to the same area, and sure enough the blonde is still waiting at the same bus stop. The officer gets out of his car and says, “Excuse me, but to get to the capitol building, I said to wait here for the number 54 bus. That was three hours ago. Why are you still waiting?”

The blonde says, “Don’t worry, officer, it won’t be long now. The 45th bus just went by!”

A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her: “If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it.”

Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty five minutes.

Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.

The driver nodded and said, “Well, I’m done with the Wal-Mart parking lot now, so you can follow me over to K-Mart next.”

Q. What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?

A. Frosted Flakes

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