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Q. What’s a blondes favorite nursery rhyme?
A. Humpme Dumpme

A blonde was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She was standing in front of the candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out.

She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob, again a candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket.

She put two more coins into the machine and again turned the knob producing yet another candy bar.

A man was watching from a short distance away and walked up to her. He said, “Excuse me Miss? What are you doing?”

She said, “Duh! I’m winning here!”

One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was a thermous.
What does the thermous do?
It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
So she bought one. The blonde brought it to work one day and the blondes boss who also is a blonde said what is that thing?
It is a thermous the first blonde said.
What does it do?
Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.
What do you have in it?
I have coffee and a popcycle in it.

Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?

A: They both have a black box.

Q. What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A. The more you bang it, the looser it gets!



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