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A blonde was driving down a highway and all of a sudden a cop sitting on the road side turns on his flashing red lights. The blonde seeing the red lights pulls over to the side of the road and waits for the cop.

When the cop gets there he says to the blonde, “Lady you were doing 43 miles per hour in a 30 mile an hour zone.”

The blonde says, “No I wasn’t. The sign back there said 43.”

To this the cop snaps back, “Lady, look … that was a highway number sign, this is highway 43 and your doing 43 miles an hour in a 30 mile an hour zone.”

The blonde repeats her story again claiming she was not speeding. The cop scratches his head and returns to his car to ask his partner what he should do.

After telling his partner the story, his partner says, “Bill, you better give her a ticket. The 401 is just up ahead and then we’ll never catch her.”

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A Space Invader.

Q: What does a blonde and a turtle have in common?

A: You get them on their back and they’re both screwed!

Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.

Q: Why do blondes like to wear hoop earrings?
A: To hold their ankles in.

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