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An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, “Corned beef and cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I’m going to jump off this building”

The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, “Burritos again! If I get burritos one more time I’m going to jump off, too.”

The blond opened his lunch and said, “Bologna again. If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I’m jumping too.”

The next day the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef and cabbage and jumped to his death.

The Mexican opened his lunch, saw a burrito and jumped too.

The blond opened his lunch, saw the bologna and jumped to his death as well.

At the funeral the Irishman’s wife was weeping. She said, “If I’d known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would have given it to him again!”

The Mexican’s wife also wept and said, “I could have given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn’t realize he hated burritos so much.

“Everyone turned and stared at the blonde’s wife.

“Hey, don’t look at me,” she said, “He makes his own lunch.”

Q. What do smart blondes and UFO’s have in common?

A. You always hear about them but never see them.

Q: How do you keep a blonde busy?

A: You put her in a round room and tell her to go sit in the corner.”

Q: What does a blonde have in common with the United States Army?
A: They’re open to any man between the ages of eighteen and thirty-five.

A blonde walks into a library & says “I’d like a burger and fries please”. The young librarian replies “Erm, this is a library”. The blonde leans over,apologises & whispers,”I’d like a burger & fries please”.

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