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A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing.

So early the next morning she got all her gear and headed out.

When she reached her destination, she cut a hole in the ice and dipped the rod in.

Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: “Uh, Ma’am, there’s no fish in there.”

So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish there.

So she moves again and the voice tells her there are no fish there.

So she looks up and see’s a man looking down at her. “How do you know there are no fish there?” asks the blonde.

So the man cooly says, “Well first of all, this is a hockey rink.”

Q: How do you confuse a blonde?

A: You don’t. They’re born that way.

Q: How many blonds does it take to make Chocolate Chip Cookies?
A: 5, 1 to mix the batter and 4 to squeeze the rabbit.

Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?

A: Her feet!

Q: How do you tell if a blond girl has a blond boy friend?
A: Her belly button’s black and blue



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