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Two telephone company crews were putting up telephone poles. At the end of the day, the company foreman asked the first crew how many poles they had put in the ground. “Fifteen” was the answer.

“Not bad, not bad at all,” the foreman said.

Turning to the blonde crew he asked how many they had put in. “Four” was the answer.

“Four?” the foreman yelled. “The others did fifteen, and you only did four?”

“Yes,” replied the leader of the blonde group, “But go look at how much they left sticking out of the ground.”

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his redheaded wife pinched her on her butt and said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdle.”
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she thought herself better and replied with silence.
The next morning the man woke his redhead with a pinch on the breast and said, “You know if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bra.”
This was beyond a silence response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by the penis.
With a death grip in place she said, “You know if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the poolman, and your brother.”

Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?
A: If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at the same time and still know which one to spit out.

Q. What’s the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

A. When you smack the mosquito it stops sucking!!

Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
A: They’re too hard to peel.



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