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A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.

The wife, undoubtedly blonde, picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here,” and hung up.

The husband said “Who was that?”

The wife said “I don’t know, some lady wanting to know if the coast is clear.”

Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde’s head?
A: A space invader.

Q: What do blondes say after sex?
A: “Are you boys all in the same band?”

Q. How does a blonde like her eggs in the morning?
A. Fertilized

There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The DJ was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off.

A mile down the road, she saw another blonde out in a corn field in a boat rowing. The blonde stopped her car jumped out and yelled, “You bimbo, it’s blondes like you that give us all a bad name. If I could swim I’d come out there and give you what’s coming to you!”

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