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Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?
A: A retarded ape.

Q: How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?
A: There’s white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!

Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?

A: Hey! There’s some things even a blonde won’t do.

A man calls home to his wife and says, “Honey I have been asked to go fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his friends. We’ll be gone for a week.”

“This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I’ve been wanting,” he continued, “So would you please pack me enough clothes for a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We’re leaving from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my new blue silk pajamas.”

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but, being a good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.

He says, “Yes! Lot’s of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why didn’t you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?”

The wife replies, “I did… they were in your tackle box.”

Q. How does a blond turn on the light after sex?
A. She opens the car door.



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