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A blonde was speeding in a 35 mile per hour zone when a local police cruiser pulled her over.

The police officer, also a blonde, asked for the blonde’s driver’s license.

The driver searched frantically in her purse for a while, and finally said to the blonde policewoman, “What does a driver’s license look like?”

Irritated, the blonde cop said, “You dummy, it’s got your picture on it!!”

The blonde driver frantically searched her purse again, and found a small rectangular mirror, down at the bottom. She held it up to her face, and said, “Aha! This must be my driver’s license!!” and handed it to the blonde policewoman.

The blonde cop looked in the mirror, handed it back to the driver, and said, “You’re free to go. …And, if I’d known you were a police officer too, we could have avoided all this hassle.”

A blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: “Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It’s good, innit?”

“Yes darling, very good.”

“Is that because I’m blond?”

“Yes darling, it’s because you’re blond.”

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: “Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! It’s good “innit?”

“Yes darling, very good.”
“Is that because I’m blond, mummy?”

“Yes darling it’s because you’re blond.

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: “Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!” She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D’s at her mummy. “Is that because I’m blond, mummy?”

“No darling, it’s because you’re 25.”

Q: Why did the three blondes walk off the cliff?
A: Because they wanted to see if their sanitary pads really had wings

Q: Why did the blonde have lip stick on her steering wheel?

A: She was trying to blow the horn.

Q: Why can’t blondes be pharmacists?

A: Because they can’t figure out how to fit the bottle in the typewriter.



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