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Q: What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?

A: Invisible.

A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.

She sobs, “Robert doesn’t appreciate what I do for him!”

“Now, now,” her mother comforted, “I am sure it was all just a misunderstanding.”

“No, mother,” the young woman laments. “I bought a frozen turkey loaf and he yelled at me about the price.”

“Well, that is being miserly,” the mother agreed, “Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars.”

“No, mother it wasn’t the price of the turkey roll, it was the airplane ticket.”

“Airplane ticket…. What did you need an airplane ticket for?”

“Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the back and it said, ‘PREPARE FROM A FROZEN STATE,’ so I flew to Alaska.”

Q: Why did the blond have lipstick on her steering wheel?
A: She tried to blow the horn

Q. Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice?

A. Cause it said concentrate.

Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?
A: She drops her nail-file



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