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Q: What’s the difference between a pitbull and a blonde with PMS?

A: Lipstick.

Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?
A: The 1994 hide ‘n’ go seek champion!

She is not a BABE or a CHICK – She is a BREASTED AMERICAN.

She does not TEASE or FLIRT – She engages in ARTIFICIAL STIMULATION.

She is not DUMB – She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She does not have a KILLER BODY – She is TERMINALLY ATTRACTIVE.

She is not an AIRHEAD – She is REALITY IMPAIRED.

She does not NAG YOU – She becomes VERBALLY REPETITIVE

Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?

A: Branch Manager.

Q: What’s the difference between a pitbull and a blonde with PMS?

A: Lipstick.



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